(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

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[skelebro]

look, i'm just saying you make it pretty obvious.
you're not what i'd call a "quiet moper."

but i do have some mangoes someone left in my bed.

[skelebro]

buddy, i'm pretty sure "moping" is your default state of being.

but yeah, they're fruits.
according to emily, they're pretty good.

[skelebro]

they're not made of magic, so no.
can't.

[skelebro]

that's the long and short of it, yeah.
otherwise it just goes right through me.

[skelebro]

just said they tasted good.
though given the way they're smelling, i'd wager they're plenty sweet.

[skelebro]

in exchange for bed-burying?
"sweet."

[skelebro]

i'll get it there one way or another.

[He'll take a shortcut. It'll be harder with something heavier, but he ain't the one burying it.]

[skelebro]

'course not.
since when do beds fly?

[Don't tease the hedgehog, Sans.]

[skelebro]

you really ain't takin' any of my sheet today, huh?

[skelebro]

i'd tell you more jokes about beds, but they haven't been made up yet.

[skelebro]

did you know if you sleep on the edge of your bed, you'll soon drop off?

[For 9000000 G, he will stop.]

[skelebro]

hey, don't worry about it.
only taller people sleep longer in bed.

[skelebro]

please.
i am a strictly equal-opportunity puns enthusiast.