(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

Comments

Hux

[therewillbeorder]

1. I’m headed to the liquor store because I don’t know how to handle my emotions.

2. You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.

3. You put that much wine in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?

4. I don't remember what you did, but I do remember that I'm supposed to hate you for it.

5. [text him]

4

[mismanagement]

I'll give you a minute to check you phone and refresh your memory.

I made copies of that video. Multiple copies.

[therewillbeorder]

How kind of you.

Technically, I don't need any more reasons to hate you but it can't hurt to have more.

[mismanagement]

I'm being considered for sainthood.

[The sarcasm is heavy enough to smother small children.]

Oh, I'm well aware.

[therewillbeorder]

I can see why.

[So much sarcasm.]

How much should I hate you this time? Before I watch the video.

[mismanagement]

That depends entirely on how much you value your dignity.

3

[unfollowing]

how is drunk you different from sober you

[therewillbeorder]

Drunk me tends not to be as diplomatic and outspoken about the flaws of other people.

[unfollowing]

lol because sober you is such a shining example of diplomacy

[therewillbeorder]

Relatively speaking, I really am most of the time.

[therewillbeorder]

It's very effective at least.

[therewillbeorder]

It's not that difficult to avoid a hangover, if you know what you're doing.

3

[darthvaderfanboy]

One of us is supposed to be the responsible one around here and it's clearly not me!

[therewillbeorder]

Compared to you and your grandfather, I am the responsible one. But there is only so much I can do.

[darthvaderfanboy]

You're not responsible. You're like 1/3rd of a responsible person.

[therewillbeorder]

Still more than you. You're barely a quarter of a responsible person and I'm only giving you that for surviving this far without dying.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I'm going to outlive you out of sheer spite at this point. Deal with it.

3.

[elegant_and_proud]

I expected you to know your limits, but I must say. The end results were amusing.

[therewillbeorder]

I do know my limits, it's the reason why I'm not passed out or stumbling around.

[elegant_and_proud]

Oh, so you always walk like that? Apologies. I thought you were drunk.

[therewillbeorder]

I've never been drunk enough to ever stumble around like an idiot.

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[godofrain]

If alcohol actually helped with that the world would be a saner place.

Also, how did you get this number?