(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

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Quill

[war_itself]

1. I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes.

2. Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.

3. I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masturbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.

4. Do you think anyone will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?

5. Stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. You're making all my strongly worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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[unfollowing]

you're better off, trust me. i'm so sick of people sharing clickbait "news" articles