dankmemes | (803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

Were they good-looking at least?

[This is definitely Solo family logic at its finest.]

I do have standards, Kylo.

[Well, she'd like to have standards, but then alcohol happens.]

She was pretty, yes.

Then I fail to see what the problem was. If they were ugly, you might have to kill them. Pretty, then you can feel accomplished.

[.....what.]

That seems like a petty thing to kill someone over.

I said MIGHT, not HAVE TO. I'm not that psychotic.

[Jeez, get on his level, Maketh.]

Of course you're not.

[She's never getting drunk with you, Kylo. Ever.]

Why does everyoen assume I have the willpower of a child? It's not like I just go around stabbing people on a whim.

[Probably a good idea.]

No one says that, Kylo. [They just think it. A lot.] How is your training progressing? You seemed well suited to the pike when I saw you last.

Hux does. As if anyone besides me can stand his presence for more than five minutes. I've been enjoying it. It's well-suited to my height.

You're correct in that.

Good. Inform me if it requires maintenance. I had to guess for a lot of the design.

If it blows up in my face, I know who to blame.

[But he runs that risk every time he turns on his own lightsaber, so it's not that big of a deal.]