(+44): The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

[puzzlingly]

get them while they're hot

Comments

Lance

[lifetothefullest]

1. I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.

2. Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.

3. Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?

4. The fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.

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[notimpervious]

I would like muffins!

I would like drinks

I am drunk

[lifetothefullest]

You've probably had enough to drink already then.

But you can have some muffins, though no guarantee what they'll actually taste like since I had to experiment with the weird fruit here.

[notimpervious]

No non o

I will be fine after I eat. Then I can drink more

[lifetothefullest]

Considering I have no idea what you were trying to say with that first part, maybe. We'll see.

[notimpervious]

All those degrees and you cant see it was no no no

I am disappointed, Dr Sweets

[lifetothefullest]

I'm going to reserve judgement on whether I feel hurt by that until you're sober again.

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[puzzlingly]

he deserves that and more

[lifetothefullest]

That might be true, but it's also not the point.

[puzzlingly]

i think i made my point very clear

[lifetothefullest]

Hornets tend to do that, yes.

[puzzlingly]

right? we are good

[lifetothefullest]

[SIGH.]

How did you not get stung anyway?

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[hot_mes]

depends, do you want to be professional or do you want to be effective?

[lifetothefullest]

Those are usually the same thing in my line of work.

[hot_mes]

I don't know, sometimes people like a relatable human more than a doctor

[lifetothefullest]

As nice as that sentiment is, it's not usually true for me.

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[requiemshark]

Probably not. Power through the hangover, doc. power through.

[lifetothefullest]

If I weren't powering through I would still be asleep, so I'm working on it.

[requiemshark]

thats the spirit
you want some coffee? because thats like the only thing i can actually make that doesn't suck

[lifetothefullest]

I'll always accept offers of coffee.

[Even terrible coffee is better than no coffee. Most of the time, anyway.]

[requiemshark]

good man
how you like it?

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[wormintheglass]

only because Hadriel tech stopped me from making explosives that would fit

i hope he didn't kill too many :/

[lifetothefullest]

I think hornets might actually be worse than explosives.

[Okay, so not really, but still.]

[wormintheglass]

possibly. possibly.

but i felt bad for the poor hornets.