(+44): The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

[puzzlingly]

get them while they're hot

Comments

[hot_mes]

okay YOU don't, you just pretend it's not that bad

which is still not smart but

[it's not like he can disapprove since he does it too]

[puzzlingly]

its never that that bad!
have a beer relax you need it

[hot_mes]

beer is nasty. get me some rum. you owe me.

[beer is like bread and we can't have that]

[puzzlingly]

no it is i know. kk rum it is
whats with pirates and rum?

[hot_mes]

easier to make, never goes bad, cheap? take your pick

[puzzlingly]

aye capt
law teach me to cure people btw

[hot_mes]

no

it takes years, you'll be 40 before you'd get to where I am

[puzzlingly]

im never gonna be 40
fine but we gonna die then

[hot_mes]

but you're already dead how are you going to die

although maybe it'll teach you a lesson

[puzzlingly]

okay wow getting technical. my body is gonna die and that asshats body is gonna die and you are gonna die. there?

aw yeah i knew you cared