(+44): The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

[puzzlingly]

get them while they're hot

Comments

[notimpervious]

I am observing first! But if you say it is good tequila, my partaking is inevitable

[requiemshark]

see thats the right attitude
its free tequila
pretty sure the turtle doesn't mind anymore

[notimpervious]

The poor turtle...

[She. Might already be drunk.]

[requiemshark]

it had a good life

[Maybe??? Either way they're drinking.]

[notimpervious]

I hope so. I hope its death was swift and humane.

[They are absolutely drinking.]

[requiemshark]

and like
painless and shit

[Goodnight, sweet prince.

Ephemera might be completely smashed.]

here's to you, turtle