(+44): The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

[puzzlingly]

get them while they're hot

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[dragonsgrasp]

I'm fairly sure I haven't. Trust me, I spent a very long stretch of time with only zombies for company, I'd know the signs to look out for..

[puzzlingly]

then where the heck is your arm!?!!
look again!

[dragonsgrasp]

I'm looking! I'm looking everywhere I might have misplaced it! Owwww... who goes around severing people's arms off for fun, anyway?

[puzzlingly]

are you for real WHY ARE YOU EVEN TEXTING GO TO THE CLINIC

[dragonsgrasp]

I didn't think it was that serious.

And I've been in worse pain.