also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home.

[odinbolt]

you know the drill

Comments

[abyssalarcana]

shouting at an upside-down goat floating over a small hill

[proselytise]

wow, you were really close that time

it's someone flipping a table over

[abyssalarcana]

i like my interpretation better. the world could use more floating upside-down goats.

[proselytise]

wow, for once i kind of agree with you

[abyssalarcana]

see im not all bad

[proselytise]

right just like 99.9% bad

[abyssalarcana]

its a lot more fun than being nice to people, that sounds like too much work

[proselytise]

youre too lazy to be nice but not too lazy to commit mass murder

sounds fake but okay

[abyssalarcana]

just a matter of priorities Charles

[proselytise]

have you considered

different priorities

[abyssalarcana]

no that sounds like a terrible idea

[proselytise]

which means that it's probably actually a good idea

[abyssalarcana]

if youre talking in terms of cosmological absolutes, maybe. i know what i am after all

[proselytise]

exactly. 99.9% terrible

[abyssalarcana]

plenty would say 100% with that last 0.1% being merely an illusion to lure them into a false sense of security

[proselytise]

they're not too smart then

it's always good to leave that little margin of error

[abyssalarcana]

works for me. absolutes are boring anyway

[proselytise]

hey, another thing we agree on

can you run back to hell real quick and check if it's frozen over

[abyssalarcana]

'back' to hell? excuse me??

[proselytise]

is that not where you crawled out from to get here

[abyssalarcana]

of course not. im not one of those disgusting infernals and id be offended if you had any idea what you were talking about.

not surprised youre so ignorant but it makes me shudder

[proselytise]

aw

just when we were getting along, too

[abyssalarcana]

an accidental insult is still insulting. this ones on you not me

[proselytise]

yeah, that's fair

i'd let you kill me again to make up for it, but you kind of seem like you aren't having much fun with that

[abyssalarcana]

you make it unfun. i hadnt thought it possible. its still very much fun to kill the others here