handofsilver: (⸰ the flowers may rise in Spring)

Celebrimbor

[personal profile] handofsilver 2018-06-04 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
1. Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.

2. Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...

3. No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can

4. If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.