The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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[Starting out pretty mundane here.]

Never have I ever failed a class.

[ BAM drinking. Except-- ]

Doesn't gotta be one shot for every class, right?

Nah, I think you're good there.

[He grins a little, amused but not judging.]

School not your thing?

Not even close to my thing. Never stayed in one place long enough for it to matter.

You moved that much?

Lost count of the motel rooms by the time I was eight.

[Maketh salutes Chris with her class, but doesn't drink.] A diligent student, I see.

[He grins at that a little sheepishly.]

I uh, wouldn't necessarily say that. More like a good at the last minute student.

Nonetheless. Well done.

[Academics are Important, okay?]

[He smiles more brightly at that.]

Thanks. It was uh, important to do well to get into college, so...

Of course. I...well, I hope you have the chance to return to them eventually.

[And there goes the shot.]

Technically, I haven't graduated either. I think.

I think there's a lot of people who like... School's not a big thing for them.

[So she's in good company.]

Yeaaah. Even before I skipped planet, I was spending more time goofing off and playing video games than studying.

[ jesus that was the extra strong stuff. ] Well done. [ that might have been sarcasm, who knows for sure tho. ]

Thanks.

[Whether or not it's sarcasm he'll take it.]

Nerd.

[No drinking is done here.]

Yeah, same to you.

[Nerd squad over here.]

[EXCUSE YOU.]

It's an expectation that you'd pass your classes, though, and it's not even that hard. Like, why would you even put that in your nevers list? Why don't you just say "I'm a nerd" and be done with it?

[UM WOW THAT TURNED QUICKLY]

Hey, to be fair like, it's a wonder I passed my high school classes as drunk as I was a lot of the time.

[Okay not really because high school was indeed ridiculously easy BUT STILL.]

And my college classes aren't easy! I mean, they sort of are, but not all of them.

Besides, nerds fail classes all the time. Two different things.

Stop trying to make yourself sound like some high school badass, oh my god. You were not.

[Honestly Chris.]

Okay but if you do the work, you pass, right? It's not like you'd be in that major if you didn't want to do the work anyway.

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You remind me of someone I know back at my base. Nerdy man with glasses.

That uh... Sounds about right, but I can't tell if that's a good thing or not.

He's called Otacon. Nerdy scientist who's an Otaku. The man loves anime.

[Oh god if Emily sees this the comments will never stop.]

Is uh, Japanese himself, or...?

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