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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
do what you want, all i'm saying is that a hail mary or whatever isn't going to keep you or your partner or whoever the hell from getting pregnant
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[personal profile] prespangled 2016-05-29 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if I get pregnant, I'm pretty sure it'll be as much of a surprise to me as it was to Her.

But fair enough. Maybe I should just stick to my current plan. It's worked so far.
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i may not be religious, but even i know that the angel asked mary if she would be god's mom before the whole miracle pregnancy thing happened, so your argument is kind of invalid, buddy

what would that be, abstinence? because that IS a viable birth control plan, at least
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[personal profile] prespangled 2016-05-29 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be surprised if I was even asked. It's something to think about though.

That's the one.
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
well, you dont have a uterus (right?) so i guess you're really not the baby-carrying type anyway

good for you, buddy. i wish you a lot of good head and handjobs
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[personal profile] prespangled 2016-05-29 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Not the last time I checked, no.

You too - or whatever it's called. You know what I mean.
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
wow, you really do abstain

for future reference, it's called eating a girl out or going down on a girl
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[personal profile] prespangled 2016-05-29 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. I'll remember that, just in case.
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
you're welcome, to you and any girls you go down on