i think im in hadriel. pls send help

[dedikated]

you know how it goes.

Comments

kate galloway.

[dedikated]

1. God you people are disgusting. Come collect your unconscious friend.

2. I can feel your judgement through the phone.

3. I may or may not have slept in someones flat on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers.

4. All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.

5. [ text her! ]

lilith

[cashlin]

one;
Sorry for trying to force you guys to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

two;
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong

three;
I'm worried about your health. and your boobs. Actually health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.

four;
drunk Lilith makes promises that sober Lilith cant keep

five;
He's unrestrained by sanity, physics, or his liver

[OR send her a text of your own]

2

[dedikated]

You said you wouldn't text anyone that.

[cashlin]

i was hungover when i promised that
u cant expect me to keep a promise made immediately pre-puke

Maketh Tua

[mismanagement]

1. I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.

2. Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?

3. IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW

4. Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink. I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.

5. Text her!

1

[mismanagement]

i apologize for whatever they did, broke, or set on fire

which one

[dedikated]

[ Dammit that is a good point ] Tell me you cleaned that...

[dedikated]

... All of the above.

4

[mismanagement]

youre so lucky i cant remember what we did last night

[mismanagement]

right

is this an apology vodka situation or were you looking for monetary compensation?

4

[dedikated]

There are 13 y/os here?

[ W h y e v e n . ]

[dedikated]

Vodka is fine. Wouldn't say no to a new couch though.

threadjacks

[whichend]

Thirteen year olds that can kill you with their bare hands.

[cashlin]

let me piece together drunk me's clues we can DO THIS

1. i have ur hat thing
2. my pistol is in the fridge
3. theres a broken chair in my living room
4. im not wearing underwear???? wtf where is



nvm its in the fridge too

hello!

[dedikated]

Today I learned.

arya stark

[whichend]

1. PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOURE NOT DEAD

2. The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

3. You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.

4. (I had to I'm sorry) I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.

5

[cashlin]

I’m sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn’t pick up. I’m REALLY sorry I sang “You Oughta Know” on more than 4 voice mails.

[cashlin]

dont worry it all got in the toilet
i specifically took a nap in the bathroom so id be by it because i am PRACTICAL

rey.

[circumitus]

1.
just sneezed into a candle and started a fire.

2.
in the caves and being revisted by the ghosts of tequila's past...

3.
completely decimated. hand was all bloody and covered with glass. weird, never saw him again ever since.

4.
going to need 400 proof or marine proof. because i am marine grade.

5.
she was sort of tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. cute but really stupid. would hit that.

6. You drunk-text her!

:D

[whichend]

So you did.

I'm surprised it took you this long.

[dedikated]

That's the kind of forward thinking you need here.

3

[whichend]

Only the hand? How tame.

[dedikated]

Don't pay much attention to the comings and goings around this place.

emily

[unfollowing]

1. he's so sweet and it's so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer

2. at least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck

3. trusting in jesus is not a viable birth control plan

4. don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. i can't believe i have to tell you more than once

5. might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready

[or text her]

[mismanagement]

i

i dont want to know

i will get you a new couch