1. YES. i support a robot's right to get married! 2. i really wish Fear would stop singing Hotel California, it's bringing the entire bar down 3. i'm 99% sure i don't want to have sex with you, but that 1% is really tempting 4. do you know how many activities you can do in an old caravan? answer: LOTS
1. my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
2. How did you steal an entire pie?
3. We need a shit load of segways right now. which god do you think will help us with that
o1) Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
o2) Still slightly drunk, sitting in the park. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
o3) All I've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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kate galloway.
2. I can feel your judgement through the phone.
3. I may or may not have slept in someones flat on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers.
4. All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
5. [ text her! ]
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lilith
Sorry for trying to force you guys to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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I'm worried about your health. and your boobs. Actually health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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drunk Lilith makes promises that sober Lilith cant keep
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He's unrestrained by sanity, physics, or his liver
[OR send her a text of your own]
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Maketh Tua
2. Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
3. IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
4. Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink. I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
5. Text her!
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threadjacks
hello!
:D
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arya stark
2. The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
3. You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
4. (I had to I'm sorry) I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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rey.
just sneezed into a candle and started a fire.
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in the caves and being revisted by the ghosts of tequila's past...
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completely decimated. hand was all bloody and covered with glass. weird, never saw him again ever since.
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going to need 400 proof or marine proof. because i am marine grade.
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she was sort of tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. cute but really stupid. would hit that.
6. You drunk-text her!
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emily
2. at least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck
3. trusting in jesus is not a viable birth control plan
4. don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. i can't believe i have to tell you more than once
5. might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready
[or text her]
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steve
2. Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
3. I woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
4. Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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fiona
2. i really wish Fear would stop singing Hotel California, it's bringing the entire bar down
3. i'm 99% sure i don't want to have sex with you, but that 1% is really tempting
4. do you know how many activities you can do in an old caravan? answer: LOTS
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Krieg
2. I HAVE A FLAME THROWER!!!!!! COME SEE !!!!!!!! ITS SAFE AND WORKS
3. THEY HAVE BEEN GOING FOR 2 HOURS-1!!/ I H EAR r THEM!!!!!!!!!
4. Text him?
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2. I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER. COME SEE IT. IT'S SAFE AND IT WORKS.
3. I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me<\font>
1 I'M SORRY
Don't be
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josh
2) mostly what i remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
3) we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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2) No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix.
3) Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a good friend.
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2. after walkin ten fuckin blocks barefoot in new york, i concluded that drunk me needs to make better fuckin decisions
3. id say dont do anything I wouldnt do, but we both know I forget about my fuckin personal safely when getting laid is on the line
4. so exactly why the fuck are your shoes in my freezer again
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2. I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
3. You know what I miss? Farmville. I'd just ordered a new cow goddamnit
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rhys
2. How did you steal an entire pie?
3. We need a shit load of segways right now. which god do you think will help us with that
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noah
o1) Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
o2) Still slightly drunk, sitting in the park. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
o3) All I've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Hakkai
1.Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
2.Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
3.Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
4.I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
5. TEXT HIM