i think im in hadriel. pls send help

[dedikated]

you know how it goes.

Comments

josh

[pighead]

1) uhhh...do i owe you any money? or an apology? or anything?

2) mostly what i remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling

3) we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'

1.

[wormintheglass]

No but you absolutely promised to do all my cleaning for the next month.

[pighead]

did i

oh wow thats gonna work out bad for you

[wormintheglass]

...it was worth a try

[pighead]

i mean i can totally do it but im not known for my cleaning expertise

3

[unfollowing]

lol wow. who is she? sounds like someone i should be friends with

[pighead]

katrina

no wait uhh

cassidy?

fuck

catherine maybe

[unfollowing]

you don't even have her number in your phone? look at the outgoing calls list

this isn't hard, josh

[pighead]

i have her number but the name is just 'nice tits'

[unfollowing]

no wonder she listed you as 'regrets'

you're a disgrace

[pighead]

wow that hurts em

that hurts a lot

and 2

[unfollowing]

i'm surprised you were able to understand that and be honest about how turnt you were

[pighead]

look its always important to be honest about how turnt you are

[unfollowing]

i'm so glad i can count on you about this one thing

[pighead]

you can count on me about a lot of things em

[unfollowing]

list them for me, they've slipped my mind

[pighead]

coolness, great parties, horror movie knowledge, lookin hot, etc

the list is endless really