i think im in hadriel. pls send help

[dedikated]

you know how it goes.

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goddamn those popup menus

[dedikated]

Just the basics then. Who, marks out of 10, that kind of thing.

Right?

[wormintheglass]

Darling, less than ten and I leave their liver on Rage's altar. I refuse to relax my standards just because we live in a cave.

[dedikated]

Fair enough.

[wormintheglass]

I'm worth it

[dedikated]

I can believe it. Least we should have in this hellhole is good sex.

Keep that shit safe. I don't need to organise a sexual health department.

[wormintheglass]

Safe sex is a tautology, sweetheart.

[dedikated]

This place makes me doubt that. [ Thank god her brother from another mother was a nerd or she'd have no idea what tautology was. But seriously, that condom post was depressing as. ]

[wormintheglass]

Nine hundred years' experience makes me know it for fact.

[dedikated]

[ Well that might trump her distrust. Maybe. ] Fine, fine. Enjoy your orgasms.