murderpotato: (And you can go fuck yourself.)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-05-29 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah in hindsight that was probably a fuckin bad idea
hybridification: (ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇsᴄᴀʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ)

[personal profile] hybridification 2016-05-29 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
props to your steady hand though. im pretty ssure that 85% of that shot landed in my mouth





....dont comment on that. i realize now, after typing it out, how it sounds
murderpotato: (I only shoot up with your perfume)

[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-05-29 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
im too fuckin hungover for innuendo right now

why am i in the fuckin bathtub do you remember
hybridification: (12 ʙᴜʟʟᴇᴛs ɪɴᴠᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴋᴜʟʟ)

[personal profile] hybridification 2016-05-29 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I think some people were um... occupying your bed. You said you needed to sleep in a place that doubled as an eyewash station
murderpotato: (Apologize for collateral damage)

[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-05-29 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
who were they and was i ever occupying it with them

need to gauge the exact fuckin caliber of my bad decisions

and i have the feeling im gonna really fuckin regret askin but why am i sticky