murderpotato: (Lightly salted)

[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-05-29 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck kid

theyre right on top of my fuckin ice

now my ice smells like your feet and i cant put that shit in my drink

and on a similar fuckin note WASH YOUR FUCKIN SHOES

[personal profile] whichend 2016-05-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's a waste of water.
murderpotato: (Get off my lawn)

[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-05-29 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
its not a fuckin waste when your feet smell like death

theres plenty of fuckin water here anyway we literally have a river

wash your fuckin shoes and your fuckin feet and just wash everything

[personal profile] whichend 2016-05-30 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Death smells different.

But then I'll be cold and wet and disgusting.
murderpotato: courtesy of <user name="enables"> ([Glass him])

[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-05-30 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
its pretty fuckin close

and you dont have to wash IN the river for fucks sake

tell me that you fuckin take regular baths or some shit, kid

with soap and everything

[personal profile] whichend 2016-06-01 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
of course I wash myself sometimes
murderpotato: (And then there's this asshole)

[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-06-02 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
whats 'sometimes'

'sometimes' better be fuckin once a day

at fuckin least

[personal profile] whichend 2016-06-04 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No that's too many times.
murderpotato: (Where villains spend the weekend)

[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-06-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
that aint too many times thats exactly the right fuckin number of times

[personal profile] whichend 2016-06-05 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
No. Then I'll get cold and sick and smell like a lady.