i think im in hadriel. pls send help

[dedikated]

you know how it goes.

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[whichend]

I know full well what can happen in a bed.

It's not uncommon for the grosser men in my world to make cruel japes about it.

[murderpotato]

ok so you dont fuckin need like the mechanics of this shit explained right

i mean learnin your sex ed from dick jokes aint exactly comprehensive

[And whoever left this kid to learn this shit from assholes with shitty senses of humor should be strung up.]

[whichend]

I'm not explaining how babies are created to you over a public network. I do have some dignity. Surprising, I know.

[murderpotato]

i fuckin know how babies are made for fucks sake

i wanted

fuck it nevermind

just use protection or whatever

[whichend]

Are you

oh

are you trying to take care of me?

[murderpotato]

i want to make sure you dont end up in a shitty situation with no clue what the fucks going on

[Read: yes.]

[whichend]

That's my life. But thank you, all the same.