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Maketh Tua

[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.

2. Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?

3. IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW

4. Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink. I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.

5. Text her!

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[personal profile] whichend 2016-05-29 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Thirteen year olds that can kill you with their bare hands.

:D

[personal profile] whichend 2016-05-29 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So you did.

I'm surprised it took you this long.

[personal profile] whichend 2016-05-29 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not very smart.
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
there are

unfortunately

i tried not to corrupt her

probably too late
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
corruption should not come from vodka
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
well


maybe

if were going to put it in perspective

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[personal profile] cashlin 2016-05-29 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn’t pick up. I’m REALLY sorry I sang “You Oughta Know” on more than 4 voice mails.
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i think drunk lilith has had phone privileges revoked

also




we should probably talk sober

OR drink more and forget it. [AHAHAHAHAH WHAT FEELINGS.]
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[personal profile] cashlin 2016-05-29 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
dont go further than those 4 voicemails i think i sang even MORE Alanis Morissette
im hiding my phone next time


[Maketh totally also got even worse drunk karaoke deeper in her voicemails...]

what if we just talk drunk.
we get to trick ourselves into thinking we actually dealt w the problem, and also we drink more
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
that is an acceptable compromise
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[personal profile] cashlin 2016-05-29 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
actually wait
i have no idea what i said
[OH GOD]

maketh what did i say to you.... apart from the singing
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[What you do not see is a good two minutes of hungover, panicked flailing as she tries to come up with an answer.]

um


well

things were said

[Nailed it.]

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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
discovered red bull
apparently your world mixes it with vodka

also may have hit on people
cant remember
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
wtf happened to your self-control
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you're telling me you couldnt control yourself enough to stop from passing the point of no return when you took shots

i'm so disappointed in you, soldier mom
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
the red bull threw me

i dont usually pass out at the bar

ill have you know i always pass out in my apartment because im polite

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