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i think im in hadriel. pls send help
you know how it goes.
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Maketh Tua
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2016-05-29 04:50 pm (UTC)
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1. I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
2. Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
3. IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
4. Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink. I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
5. Text her!
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dedikated
2016-05-29 04:54 pm (UTC)
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There are 13 y/os here?
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2016-05-29 04:55 pm (UTC)
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Thirteen year olds that can kill you with their bare hands.
hello!
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2016-05-29 04:58 pm (UTC)
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Today I learned.
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2016-05-29 05:03 pm (UTC)
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So you did.
I'm surprised it took you this long.
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2016-05-29 05:04 pm (UTC)
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Don't pay much attention to the comings and goings around this place.
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2016-05-29 08:29 pm (UTC)
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That's not very smart.
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 05:08 pm (UTC)
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there are
unfortunately
i tried not to corrupt her
probably too late
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dedikated
2016-05-29 05:15 pm (UTC)
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Wouldn't have lasted long without being corrupted in this place anyway.
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 05:21 pm (UTC)
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corruption should not come from vodka
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2016-05-29 05:22 pm (UTC)
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It's an improvement over murder.
[ I MEAN that's really not saying much and what 13 year old hasn't had at least a Smirnoff Ice? ]
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2016-05-29 05:23 pm (UTC)
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well
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if were going to put it in perspective
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dedikated
2016-05-29 05:25 pm (UTC)
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Pretty sure most kids end up drinking at that age without us telling them shit anyway.
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2016-05-29 05:02 pm (UTC)
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I’m sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn’t pick up. I’m REALLY sorry I sang “You Oughta Know” on more than 4 voice mails.
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2016-05-29 05:11 pm (UTC)
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i think drunk lilith has had phone privileges revoked
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we should probably talk sober
OR drink more and forget it.
[AHAHAHAHAH WHAT FEELINGS.]
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2016-05-29 05:37 pm (UTC)
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dont go further than those 4 voicemails i think i sang even MORE Alanis Morissette
im hiding my phone next time
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what if we just talk drunk.
we get to trick ourselves into thinking we actually dealt w the problem, and also we drink more
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2016-05-29 05:40 pm (UTC)
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that is an acceptable compromise
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2016-05-29 05:49 pm (UTC)
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actually wait
i have no idea what i said
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maketh what did i say to you.... apart from the singing
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2016-05-29 06:02 pm (UTC)
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[What you do not see is a good two minutes of hungover, panicked flailing as she tries to come up with an answer.]
um
well
things were said
[Nailed it.]
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2016-05-29 05:09 pm (UTC)
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why
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2016-05-29 05:14 pm (UTC)
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discovered red bull
apparently your world mixes it with vodka
also may have hit on people
cant remember
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2016-05-29 05:25 pm (UTC)
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wtf happened to your self-control
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2016-05-29 05:26 pm (UTC)
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shots happened
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you're telling me you couldnt control yourself enough to stop from passing the point of no return when you took shots
i'm so disappointed in you, soldier mom
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2016-05-29 05:30 pm (UTC)
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the red bull threw me
i dont usually pass out at the bar
ill have you know i always pass out in my apartment because im polite
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Maketh Tua
2. Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
3. IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
4. Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink. I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
5. Text her!
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hello!
:D
I'm surprised it took you this long.
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unfortunately
i tried not to corrupt her
probably too late
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[ I MEAN that's really not saying much and what 13 year old hasn't had at least a Smirnoff Ice? ]
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also
we should probably talk sober
OR drink more and forget it. [AHAHAHAHAH WHAT FEELINGS.]
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im hiding my phone next time
[Maketh totally also got even worse drunk karaoke deeper in her voicemails...]
what if we just talk drunk.
we get to trick ourselves into thinking we actually dealt w the problem, and also we drink more
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i have no idea what i said [OH GOD]
maketh what did i say to you.... apart from the singing
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things were said
[Nailed it.]
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apparently your world mixes it with vodka
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i'm so disappointed in you, soldier mom
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i dont usually pass out at the bar
ill have you know i always pass out in my apartment because im polite
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