i think im in hadriel. pls send help

[dedikated]

you know how it goes.

Comments

arya stark

[whichend]

1. PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOURE NOT DEAD

2. The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

3. You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.

4. (I had to I'm sorry) I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.

[whichend]

That meow was pitiful but I will accept it.

[whichend]

Wow. How did you do that?

[whichend]

That is amazing!

<(^-^)>

3.

[prespangled]

I think you'd like him. His name's Fred and he likes to lick my face.

2/2

[prespangled]

It's a dog, btw.

Re: 2/2

[whichend]

Good, because I'd never let any stupid boy lick my face.

May I pet him?

[prespangled]

Sure. He likes to play fetch, too. At least I think he does. The only ball I have is sort of made out of paper.

[whichend]

Perhaps we can find a proper ball in the shop. If he plays fetch with paper, I'm sure he enjoys it.

3

[unknowable]

Uh, both. Sorry.

[whichend]

Seven hells did you bring over cockface

[unknowable]

Is he not allowed?

[whichend]

He is. But he's more likely to make noise than Gansey or Noah.

[unknowable]

Well, that's definitely true. I'll make sure he doesn't bother you, though.

1

[unfollowing]

[Instead of meowing, Emily throws a stress ball at Arya's door.]

how's that for proof i survived

Re: 1

[whichend]

[ Arya chucks the ball back at Emily. ]

It will suffice.

[unfollowing]

good, now let me sleep

4

[murderpotato]

who the fuck are you sleepin with youre like twelve

[whichend]

Not like that. Disgusting.

Sometimes it gets cold in winter.

[murderpotato]

thank fuck

you dont like

you dont need the Talk or some shit do you

[whichend]

I know full well what can happen in a bed.

It's not uncommon for the grosser men in my world to make cruel japes about it.

[murderpotato]

ok so you dont fuckin need like the mechanics of this shit explained right

i mean learnin your sex ed from dick jokes aint exactly comprehensive

[And whoever left this kid to learn this shit from assholes with shitty senses of humor should be strung up.]