1. i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
2. seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
3. You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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2. seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
3. You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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seriously roll with me here