It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

Comments

actually you know what tumblr provides

[enchangement]

703

[skelebro]

you're living the high life, my friend.

215

[verinumeri]

Accurate, but technically in poor taste.

cecily trevelyan

[closerift]

001. "falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person"

002. "How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts"

003. "MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM"

002

[mismanagement]

i assure you that was entirely by accident

hannah washington

[wendigoner]

001. "Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch"

002. "Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold."

003. "I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I."

001

[avephoenix]

But how am I supposed to show off my cute new undies?

Bianca

[wormintheglass]

1. He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.

2. and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart

3. I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

4. Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!

4

[mismanagement]

[.....]

I see we've been drinking.

| matt(ling gun)

[meatbrained]

i. ► Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
ii. ► Sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down.
iii. ► Waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my day if that's what you're getting at.
iv. ► And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space.
v. ► ( text him! )

iv.

[enchangement]

won't stopher

Miriam Day

[dogsanddaughters]

1. i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

2. seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

3. You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

[wormintheglass]

I COULD TOTALLY DO THAT IF I HAD A PROPER LAB HERE

Richie Gecko

[hornrims]

01. I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.

02. You were humming Mission Impossible when we ran away.

03. I wish I could take a screenshot of how things look from my eyeballs right now.

04. Text him!

2 & 3

[enchangement]

good song, appropriate theme
there's not enough paint to make a picture out of it

[mismanagement]

1. Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"

2.we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car

3.That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out

4.Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven

5.So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.

5

[unfollowing]

STOP DOING YOUR GODDAMN TRAINING EXERCISES IN MY HOUSE

sans

[skelebro]

01

[dogsanddaughters]

thats the spirit buddy :)

3.

[enchangement]

that means she missed pancakes
ugh

Jo Harvelle

[knifecollecting]

1. its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

2. I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo

3. I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

3

[unfollowing]

only you would go to the dollar tree drunk

Emily

[unfollowing]

1. some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. everyone has their talents

2. it's called life, you pretentious bitch. grow up

3. i don't think i used nearly enough fucks in my text to convey the level of fuck him

4. [text her]

3

[mismanagement]

should i be worried about this


is there going to be a murder attempt

Faith Carr

[avephoenix]

1. someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires

2. A+ Viking dick

3. I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage

4. [text her]

| kitkat.

[dedikated]

i. ► I'm not good at living.
ii. ► Why the fuck is there a crow in the kitchen
iii. ► I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
iv. ► We just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to talk about your feelings, isn't it?
v. ► ( text her! )

ii

[tongueamok]

I assumed you knew.

Ushahin

[ushahin]

1. Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals

2. There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."

3. So you threw a sword at me last night

4. I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

Wade Wilson

[ishotyouuu]

1. I just want cinnabon and vodka.

2. What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

3. It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo

4. Text him!

1.

[skelebro]

isn't there cinnabon-flavored vodka out there or something?
two birds, one stone.

Kain

[dragoon_pride]

1. If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

2. I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay

3. Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.

4. i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?

5. text him

Ronan Lynch

[greywaren]

1. I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cause I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, him, and my bed

2. I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.

3. Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.

4. You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever

4, of course

[unknowable]

You have to take some responsibility for that.