It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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Jo Harvelle

[knifecollecting]

1. its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

2. I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo

3. I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

3

[unfollowing]

only you would go to the dollar tree drunk

Re: 3

[knifecollecting]

it's too depressing to go there sober. sometimes.

[unfollowing]

i mean you're not wrong

look just sober up and leave before the old creep brigade shows up and starts hitting on you again

[knifecollecting]

i can't leave all these deals!

[unfollowing]

trust me, there are much better deals out there, you drunk mess

[knifecollecting]

if i were a mess i'd be at walmart

[unfollowing]

no, that would make you a disaster, get it right

[knifecollecting]

i'm used to just shoplifting, sorry.

[unfollowing]

WTF

you're a trainwreck

[knifecollecting]

have you really not figured that out by now

[unfollowing]

not with walmart and shoplifting in the picture, no

[knifecollecting]

now isn't the time to bring up the fake credit cards, is it

2

[dogsanddaughters]

you madam have yourself a deal
also can i paint your nails i have a mighty need for sparkles in my life

Re: 2

[knifecollecting]

You have nail polish here?

[dogsanddaughters]

well i got something thats LIKE nail polish
it probably wont melt your face

[knifecollecting]

probably? I don't know if i want to take that chance.

[dogsanddaughters]

live dangerously!!!!! i belive in you!!

[knifecollecting]

I try to keep my danger in areas that aren't makeup related

[dogsanddaughters]

but why???

[knifecollecting]

there are funner ways to risk my life?

[dogsanddaughters]

like what?

[knifecollecting]

saving people. fast car rides. knife fights.

[dogsanddaughters]

but knife fights are over so fast

[knifecollecting]

that's half the fun