It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

Comments

Emily

[unfollowing]

1. some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. everyone has their talents

2. it's called life, you pretentious bitch. grow up

3. i don't think i used nearly enough fucks in my text to convey the level of fuck him

4. [text her]

3

[mismanagement]

should i be worried about this


is there going to be a murder attempt

[unfollowing]

chill, soldier mom, i'm not into murder

[mismanagement]

good

because you last attempt was not subtle

[It's a joke. Maketh attempts humor. Alert the news.]

[unfollowing]

my last attempt was literally rage putting ideas in my head




wait

holy shit

did you just make a joke?

[mismanagement]

...

maybe

[unfollowing]

i'm impressed and proud of you at the same time, that's no small thing

[mismanagement]

thank you?

[unfollowing]

no, soldier mom, thank yourself

2.

[repelling]

Rude. I don't think that's a necessary component to life.

[unfollowing]

wtf

it's literally "life", not "existence" or whatever the fuck hipster shit you keep quoting