It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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Ushahin

[ushahin]

1. Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals

2. There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."

3. So you threw a sword at me last night

4. I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

haha then my job here is done!

[ushahin]

No. I have the hole in my wall to prove it.

[ushahin]

Shadow...

[Must he recount the sordid details? He must.]

You were yelling something about someone getting your gloves dirty and then the next thing I know there's a sword coming at my head. You have surprisingly good aim for someone so low to the ground.

[ushahin]

[Bah, he's not short. He's just the perfect petting size.]

Help me repair the hole in the wall and you shall be forgiven.

[ushahin]

[Ushahin can't talk. He's six feet tall and seems to be surrounded by Lilliputians.]

You claimed to be able to run on water. The results were...interesting.

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[ishotyouuu]

yeah i know

sucks that i missed

[ushahin]

I shall now be holding onto it for safekeeping. Clearly, you cannot be trusted with it any longer.

[ishotyouuu]

yeah but ur gonna be giving it back to me tonite tho

preferably with a little bow

otherwise u wont hear me comin until ive already made a sugarbowl out of ur skull

:-)

[ushahin]

You're that fast?

I'm impressed. We could have used you in the war, attack dog.

[ishotyouuu]

why am i not surprised u come from a warzone

[ushahin]

I come from a world that has always been at war. Why do you think I developed my powers like I did?

[ishotyouuu]

frankly i dont give a fuck if ur Ziggy Stardust bro

seems like every time u show ur face u cause a shitshow

a shitshow i always have to clean up

and im not getting PAID to do it either

u think thats fair

[ushahin]

Life isn't fair, Wade. You should know this by now.

And I've only invaded your home once.

Which is more than can be said for your minds invading mine.

4.

[hornrims]

Because that's just what I want in a mentor.

[ushahin]

Not an animal lover, I take it?

[hornrims]

It's not that. I had the best dog growing up.

But cute shit is stupid.

[ushahin]

And I am supposed to somehow be responsible for what my intoxicated mind dreams about?

Besides, they weren't dog puppies. They were wolves.

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[wormintheglass]

there's a good reason for that, dearheart <3 <3

Re: 1

[ushahin]

So am I. Doesn't stop the alcohol from hitting me like a shield over the head.

Re: 1

[wormintheglass]

my poor darling. just the one liver?

Re: 1

[ushahin]

Unfortunately. How many do you possess?