dankmemes | It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

I plan to live for at least a thousand more years. I'm rather young by Ellyl standards. And death seems dreadfully dull.

not buying the whole bit about it being the "next great adventure" and so on?

If I am very fortunate, I will see everyone I love wherever I end up. But I have never been very fortunate and expect there shall be nothing there.

you wouldn't be the first to think so.

Personal experience talking?

maybe.

Have I ever told you how exasperatingly vague you are?

many times.
it never gets "old."

One would think it would eventually.

it's a joke, my guy.
i trust you're familiar with the concept?

I've heard one or two in my time. And since coming here, I have heard far more terrible puns than I ever wished to.

then my work here is done.

Not until you say one at my funeral.

i'll pencil it in.