It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

Comments

[unknowable]

I've never done shots of anything, Lynch. I don't drink.

[greywaren]

yeah but

alcohol

[unknowable]

I used to even hate the smell of it, but I don't mind it so much anymore. I still don't want any, though.

But you're funny when you're drunk.

[greywaren]

thats fine more for me

im not funny. im badass

[unknowable]

You speak nearly perfect Latin and last time you recited a dirty poem from memory.

[greywaren]

i know a lot of dirty poems

anything in particular stand out?

(also: thats badass)

[unknowable]

I didn't know half the words, but I'm pretty sure it was Catullus.

It was definitely impressive.

[greywaren]

whos that?

[Because only Ronan Lynch could recite famous dirty Latin poetry and have no clue who actually wrote them.]

[unknowable]

Seriously?

An old dead poet. Wrote some dirty poems and some love poems, and some that were both.

[greywaren]

and i recited one to you while drunk?

romance

[unknowable]

It made me swoon. You really are a romantic.

I don't think you were reciting it to me, actually. I think you were just reciting.

[greywaren]

no i was probably reciting it to you

especially if it was dirty

[unknowable]

I guess that's flattering. I should have recorded it.

[greywaren]

id have forced you to delete it as soon as i sobere up

[unknowable]

Unfair. If you're going to recite dirty poetry for me, I should get to enjoy it.