It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

oh god i think i met that guy once

i was complaining about uh

something

and he thought itd be funny to make a "chimichanga" reference

stg u make ONE joke in ONE GODDAMN ISSUE and people never let u forget it

[He was complaining about his lackluster sex life, for the record.]

[wormintheglass]

he was terrible at telling jokes, it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

...I have always wondered what a chimichanga actually is.

[ishotyouuu]

its basically a deep-fried burrito stuffed with meat and rice

pretty much as far away from actual mexican cuisine as stuff on an olive garden menu is from italian dishes

never much cared for em myself yknow i just like saying the name

enchiladas are more my bag tbh

[wormintheglass]

most of my time on Earth was in Europe, these things are mysteries to me.

it is a really satisfying word to say. let's ask Delight for the right spices, shall we? it should go nicely with my tequila.

[ishotyouuu]

babe u are speaking my language rn

i make a mean enchilada negl

pretty sure even these gods weve got here would be clamoring for a taste

do gods even eat? idk

[wormintheglass]

good, you can show me how.

I don't care if they eat, I'm not cooking for them.

well, maybe Rage. I have a soft spot for Rage.

[ishotyouuu]

Delights not so bad, i like her

she saves me from the dangers of being sober

Confusions super-hot too

dont think ive ever met Rage tbh

[wormintheglass]

she has long red hair and she speaks my language.

yes, I definitely owe Delight as well.

here, I'm calling her right now, come tell me what spices we need.

and anything else we need.

[ishotyouuu]

red hair u say

always did have a thing for redheads

in any case ill get a list ready for u so we can do this right

[wormintheglass]

she called me adorable once.

couldn't decide whether to be offended or aroused.

[ishotyouuu]

split the difference and be flattered?

no one calls ME adorable :(

[wormintheglass]

why ever not? are they wearing blindfolds?

[ishotyouuu]

nah they can see just fine

im just not what most people would consider adorable tbh

[wormintheglass]

most people are idiots.

[ishotyouuu]

maybe

but 1 million idiots or so cant be wrong

[wormintheglass]

excuse you, anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.

fact of life.

[ishotyouuu]

well who am i to argue with that logic

[He's touched, he really is.]