It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

Comments

[skelebro]

[If Sans were a weepy drunk you could fill buckets with his tears. Goddamn, Wade. Goddamn.]

that sounds real great, buddy.
real great.

pencil us in sometime.
i'll make sure i won't miss it.

[ishotyouuu]

i WOULD if u werent holding out on me with the booze u inconsiderate prick XD

i mean i thought we were bros there

bros dont get drunk without their bros dude

dont be that guy

[skelebro]

alright, alright, i'm coming.
you know how hard it is to get used to doing things on foot?

[tmw your shortcuts are outta commission and it sucks :( ]

[ishotyouuu]

whatevs man i'm cute enough to be worth the effort

[skelebro]

have we progressed to flirting already?

[ishotyouuu]

hey with me theres no progression bro theres always a risk im gonna get my flirt on

ur allowed to agree with me btw

[skelebro]

yeah yeah alright i guess you're pretty cute
something something one hot hotbaby.

[ishotyouuu]

so i see ur friends with frisk

did u teach them that

[skelebro]

nah, other way around.
i'm nowhere near that smooth.

[ishotyouuu]

idk i havent seen any evidence to the contrary so i cant really take ur word for it dude

[skelebro]

frisk is the only person i know who can and will successfully flirt enemies into submission.

present company excluded, of course.

[ishotyouuu]

clearly i need to up my game then

dont wanna damage my rep being schooled by a 10 y/o

[skelebro]

there are worse people to be schooled by.

[ishotyouuu]

thats true

but when i was 10 years old i was still in the girls have cooties mentality

this kids obviously got a head start on me

[skelebro]

start while you're young and all that.
you two probably get along pretty good, huh?

[ishotyouuu]

idk who WOULDNT get along with them i mean come on

their flirt game is off the charts

[Also Wade adores kids so that's another point in their favor.]

[skelebro]

this is fair.
they're a sweet kid.

[Definitely not gonna talk about how rocky of a relationship he has with them heh heh noooo sir.]