(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

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rosie;

[hasitsthorns]

1.Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.

2. I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.

3. Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand

4. text her!

[hasitsthorns]

blugh no
chocolate makes me sick

[hasitsthorns]

only if there's alcohol in them

[hasitsthorns]

but think of the boozy deliciousness

[hasitsthorns]

Fiiiinnneeee
we won't drown the poor gummy animals in alcohol
still gonna' eat them though

[hasitsthorns]

says you

[hasitsthorns]

nnnnoooottt really

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[unfollowing]

how the fuck are you alive omg

[hasitsthorns]

it is a mystery 👻

[unfollowing]

i mean, congrats to you, but goddamn

[hasitsthorns]

thank you
i take immense pride in the fact that I am still alive most days

[unfollowing]

that's usually the goal and often better than most people, so congrats once again

[hasitsthorns]

seems like a pretty low bar
but i'll take it

[unfollowing]

when life is shit, people like a low bar so they feel like they've actually accomplished something

and then there's the bars you drink at, so yeah

[hasitsthorns]

hooray for bars!!
what would we do without them, truly

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[ushahin]

Where are you, young one?

[He's going to have to be Responsible Dad now, isn't he?]

[hasitsthorns]

iddkkkkk
i was supposed to go to the orchard but there's
water???

[ yes. yes, he is. ]

[ushahin]

The lake then. Now don't move. I am on my way.

[This is what his life has become: babysitting wolf demons to make sure they don't do (anything else) stupid.]