dankmemes | (803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

Only because fighting with you tires me out. A fee of what? We're not using credits here, genius.

At least you don't toss and turn often.

There are other methods of payment, idiot. I can figure out a way for you to pay.

Training tires me out. Keeps me from dreaming. Unlike you. Exactly what were you thinking? [Because Kylo's mind is firmly in the gutter right now.]

I do not dream.

Kylo, do you really need me to spell things out for you?

Don't lie to me, Hux. I sleep right next to you. Possibly.

I honestly don't remember any of my dreams if I have any.

Do you want a demonstration?

You mumble a lot. Bossing people around even when asleep. ...Possibly. [Take that as you will.]

Suppose it's instinctive by now. I had no idea I talked in my sleep.

Then you better hurry back while we have the house. [He's not sure what to make of that yet but why not.]

Of course. Lots of the words 'Attention everyone' and 'No.' I'm coming. [Now his interest has been peaked.]

Interesting, I had no idea. Then again, I've never shared a bed with anyone before.

I'll be waiting.

Never? You've been missing out.

I've shared rooms as a cadet and junior officer but never an actual bed.

I suppose I can't complain.

I'll take that as a compliment coming from you.

It is, you may have the Force but you would be sleeping on the floor otherwise.

Try it. We both know I'm stronger, even if you fight dirty.

Physically you are stronger, especially with the Force. But I have my ways.

You mean biting. Always with the biting. One of these days, I might bite back.

You are certainly welcome to.

You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?

I won't deny it but bite me and see what happens.

I will!

I'll believe you when you actually do it.

Then I suggest you watch out tonight. Or you just may lose a tooth.

We'll see, the more you brag the more I doubt.

Watch your back. That's all I'll say.

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