(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

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[therewillbeorder]

At least you don't toss and turn often.

There are other methods of payment, idiot. I can figure out a way for you to pay.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Training tires me out. Keeps me from dreaming. Unlike you.

Exactly what were you thinking? [Because Kylo's mind is firmly in the gutter right now.]

[therewillbeorder]

I do not dream.

Kylo, do you really need me to spell things out for you?

[darthvaderfanboy]

Don't lie to me, Hux. I sleep right next to you.

Possibly.

[therewillbeorder]

I honestly don't remember any of my dreams if I have any.

Do you want a demonstration?

[darthvaderfanboy]

You mumble a lot. Bossing people around even when asleep.

...Possibly. [Take that as you will.]

[therewillbeorder]

Suppose it's instinctive by now. I had no idea I talked in my sleep.

Then you better hurry back while we have the house. [He's not sure what to make of that yet but why not.]

[darthvaderfanboy]

Of course. Lots of the words 'Attention everyone' and 'No.'

I'm coming. [Now his interest has been peaked.]

[therewillbeorder]

Interesting, I had no idea. Then again, I've never shared a bed with anyone before.

I'll be waiting.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Never? You've been missing out.

[therewillbeorder]

I've shared rooms as a cadet and junior officer but never an actual bed.

I suppose I can't complain.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I'll take that as a compliment coming from you.

[therewillbeorder]

It is, you may have the Force but you would be sleeping on the floor otherwise.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Try it. We both know I'm stronger, even if you fight dirty.

[therewillbeorder]

Physically you are stronger, especially with the Force. But I have my ways.

[darthvaderfanboy]

You mean biting. Always with the biting. One of these days, I might bite back.

[therewillbeorder]

You are certainly welcome to.

[darthvaderfanboy]

You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?

[therewillbeorder]

I won't deny it but bite me and see what happens.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I will!

[therewillbeorder]

I'll believe you when you actually do it.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Then I suggest you watch out tonight. Or you just may lose a tooth.

[therewillbeorder]

We'll see, the more you brag the more I doubt.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Watch your back. That's all I'll say.

[therewillbeorder]

Alright, I can't wait to see what you'll actually do.