Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[dedikated]

[ fuck it everyone else has been NSFW as hell and she's hammered so ]

Never done oral sex.

[cashlin]

[Face down on the table annnnd not touching her shot.]

I hate you. I hate this.

[dedikated]

[ You're not about to die right because that would put a damper on the evening. ]

Expected this to go differently?

[cashlin]

[All the sex questions have saved her life, but she's NOT GRATEFUL FOR IT]

Listen. When you haven't settled anywhere since you were 15, and when the teammate you want to climb like a tree can't take a hint, and when your other teammate beats you to hooking up with the woman who actually wants to fuck you--

[useless grumbling.] I. Hate. This.

[dedikated]

Get drunk and fuck someone else. [ is Kate's life just filled with slags or something? ]

[cashlin]

[slags and very few reasons to up and leave planets honestly]

M'drunk already. I just gotta move onto step two.

[dedikated]

[ She moved countries and continents ok that counts. I mean that wasn't until her twenties but WHATEVER. ]

Well then. Pick a target.

[unfollowing]

[DO IT JUST DO IT JUST GO UP TO HER AND KISS HER HOLY HIT.]

This is going to take five hundred fucking years.

[murderpotato]

For fuckin' real?

[He's doing a double for this one. But wow, Lilith, he'd be sorry about your sad sex life, but you're a bitch.]

[cashlin]

You guys are the goddamn worst.

[it's either really great or really awful, and she has unfortunately not hit really great yet.]

[murderpotato]

You're, what, fuckin' twenty-something? You'll find a fuckin' dick to choke on sooner or later.

[Trust him, he's a million years old, he knows these things. There will always be another dick to choke on.]

[cashlin]

Twenty-seven, dude. And I appreciate it. I think.

[unfollowing]

[Christ.

Em is going to just. drink. and not specify anything. Imagine what you want, you drunk fucks.]

[cashlin]

[YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE TEENAGERS ARE MAKING HER LOOK BAD]

[unfollowing]

[OH LILITH IF ONLY YOU KNEW...]

[cashlin]

[she doesnt want to know okay, she might support your freedom to those escapades but she is not THAT supportive]

[wormintheglass]

Why ever not?

[dedikated]

It...doesn't interest me? [ like can't that be obvious. Drunken people slobbering at genitals does not sound like her idea of a good time. ]

[wormintheglass]

People taste good, Kate.

[dedikated]

[ Nose wrinkle. ] not really. [ It's not like she hasn't tasted them before. Just not straight up tongue in the pussy. ]

[mismanagement]

[DRINKS]

Is that a preference or lack of opportunity?

[dedikated]

Preferance. [ people are better as full size dildos tbh. ]

[mismanagement]

[Shrugs]

Each to their own, I suppose.

[dedikated]

[ exactly. ] Never saw th' appeal of pubic hairs in me teeth.

[mismanagement]

Sacrifices must be made. [She might have just made a joke. Don't tell.]