Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[cashlin]

[Face down on the table annnnd not touching her shot.]

I hate you. I hate this.

[dedikated]

[ You're not about to die right because that would put a damper on the evening. ]

Expected this to go differently?

[cashlin]

[All the sex questions have saved her life, but she's NOT GRATEFUL FOR IT]

Listen. When you haven't settled anywhere since you were 15, and when the teammate you want to climb like a tree can't take a hint, and when your other teammate beats you to hooking up with the woman who actually wants to fuck you--

[useless grumbling.] I. Hate. This.

[dedikated]

Get drunk and fuck someone else. [ is Kate's life just filled with slags or something? ]

[cashlin]

[slags and very few reasons to up and leave planets honestly]

M'drunk already. I just gotta move onto step two.

[dedikated]

[ She moved countries and continents ok that counts. I mean that wasn't until her twenties but WHATEVER. ]

Well then. Pick a target.

[cashlin]

[Looks left.

Looks right.

Okay, coast is clear.]

I did, and I can't. We're friends, and I'm gonna screw it up if I do.

[dedikated]

[ I mean, that really doesn't seem like that much of a problem. ]

Friends can shag.

[ Pause. ]

Unless that's the problem.

[cashlin]

It's kind of the problem, yes!!

[dedikated]

Talk to them, you wazzock. [ No really, she does not get it. ] Unless you want t' pine for th' rest of ya time here.

[watashinonamaewa]

[ Get it?




Screw it up?




Well. It's funny to her. ]

Have you talked to them about it?

[cashlin]

[WHY ARE ALL OF YOU GANGING UP ON HER]

I'm working on it, I swear.

[dedikated]

[ Goddammit she does and she snorts. ]

[unfollowing]

[DO IT JUST DO IT JUST GO UP TO HER AND KISS HER HOLY HIT.]

This is going to take five hundred fucking years.

[cashlin]

[BURY HER IN A SHALLOW GRAVE]

I'm working on it!

[unfollowing]

Um, you're clearly not.

[cashlin]

I didn't say I was working quickly.

[murderpotato]

For fuckin' real?

[He's doing a double for this one. But wow, Lilith, he'd be sorry about your sad sex life, but you're a bitch.]

[cashlin]

You guys are the goddamn worst.

[it's either really great or really awful, and she has unfortunately not hit really great yet.]

[murderpotato]

You're, what, fuckin' twenty-something? You'll find a fuckin' dick to choke on sooner or later.

[Trust him, he's a million years old, he knows these things. There will always be another dick to choke on.]

[cashlin]

Twenty-seven, dude. And I appreciate it. I think.

[murderpotato]

Yeah, whatever. Just take my fuckin' fifteen hundred years of advice, there's always more dick. And most of it you don't fuckin' want anyway.

[The struggle of liking dudes when most dudes are assholes.]

[cashlin]

If I hadn't had ten too many I'd drink the fuck to that.

[she feels it buddy oh boy does she ever]

[murderpotato]

Fuckin' tell me about it.

[Well, now he's just going to drink because fuck his life.]

And, fuck, if you like pussy, you might as well stick with that. [He gestures at himself with his glass indicating, like, all males eveywhere.] 'Cause we're all fuckin' shitshows.

[cashlin]

Oh, c'mon. I haven't given up on dicks yet. The problem is finding a dick that's not attached to a shitshow, then getting that dick to have sex with you.

[You know what, same, Gren. She hates all you men AND YET... shot....]