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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
discovered red bull
apparently your world mixes it with vodka

also may have hit on people
cant remember
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
wtf happened to your self-control
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you're telling me you couldnt control yourself enough to stop from passing the point of no return when you took shots

i'm so disappointed in you, soldier mom
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
the red bull threw me

i dont usually pass out at the bar

ill have you know i always pass out in my apartment because im polite
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
you could try not passing out at all?? like, i know this is probably a shock coming from me but you CAN get pretty wasted without passing out
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
why i didnt do anything REALLY bad
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
you're wrecking my trust in you
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
im very responsible when im sober
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
but apparently if i put five shot glasses in front of you, you wouldn't be able to stop yourself
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
unless im working
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
okay but your job DOESN'T EXIST here so that leaves me little confidence in you
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i have a job here

just not my old one
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
oh right, your little police force

either way, i need to be able to trust you off duty if we're going to hang out
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
why dont you trust me?
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
bc you just admitted to getting blackout drunk when you're off duty
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
why would that be a problem? i never miss work.
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
forget it, soldier mom
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
it's ok just go to bed
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-05-29 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
did i do something wrong???
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
no





are you drunk?
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-29 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
okay. i thought you might've been. good that you're not

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