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kate galloway; (
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03:36 pm
i think im in hadriel. pls send help
you know how it goes.
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 05:09 pm (UTC)
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why
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 05:14 pm (UTC)
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discovered red bull
apparently your world mixes it with vodka
also may have hit on people
cant remember
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 05:25 pm (UTC)
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wtf happened to your self-control
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 05:26 pm (UTC)
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shots happened
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 05:29 pm (UTC)
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you're telling me you couldnt control yourself enough to stop from passing the point of no return when you took shots
i'm so disappointed in you, soldier mom
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 05:30 pm (UTC)
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the red bull threw me
i dont usually pass out at the bar
ill have you know i always pass out in my apartment because im polite
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 05:31 pm (UTC)
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you could try not passing out at all?? like, i know this is probably a shock coming from me but you CAN get pretty wasted without passing out
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 05:33 pm (UTC)
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why i didnt do anything REALLY bad
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 05:47 pm (UTC)
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you're wrecking my trust in you
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 05:47 pm (UTC)
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im very responsible when im sober
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 06:06 pm (UTC)
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but apparently if i put five shot glasses in front of you, you wouldn't be able to stop yourself
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 06:08 pm (UTC)
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unless im working
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 06:12 pm (UTC)
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okay but your job DOESN'T EXIST here so that leaves me little confidence in you
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 06:14 pm (UTC)
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i have a job here
just not my old one
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 06:16 pm (UTC)
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oh right, your little police force
either way, i need to be able to trust you off duty if we're going to hang out
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 06:18 pm (UTC)
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why dont you trust me?
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 06:25 pm (UTC)
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bc you just admitted to getting blackout drunk when you're off duty
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 06:30 pm (UTC)
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why would that be a problem? i never miss work.
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 06:33 pm (UTC)
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forget it, soldier mom
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 06:49 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry. I don't understand.
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 06:53 pm (UTC)
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it's ok just go to bed
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 09:30 pm (UTC)
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did i do something wrong???
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 09:31 pm (UTC)
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no
are you drunk?
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mismanagement
2016-05-29 09:34 pm (UTC)
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not currently
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unfollowing
2016-05-29 09:55 pm (UTC)
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okay. i thought you might've been. good that you're not
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apparently your world mixes it with vodka
also may have hit on people
cant remember
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i'm so disappointed in you, soldier mom
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i dont usually pass out at the bar
ill have you know i always pass out in my apartment because im polite
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just not my old one
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either way, i need to be able to trust you off duty if we're going to hang out
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are you drunk?
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