i think im in hadriel. pls send help

[dedikated]

you know how it goes.

Comments

[wormintheglass]

1. People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex

2. I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER. COME SEE IT. IT'S SAFE AND IT WORKS.

3. I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me<\font>

1 I'M SORRY

[dedikated]

Is that a proposition cause I'm like... 5 drinks down.

Don't be

[wormintheglass]

tempting but the whole no oral sex thing's a bit of a dealbreaker bb <3 <3

[dedikated]

Shame. Enjoy your fishing expedition. I expect reports.

[wormintheglass]

You won't need reports. I'm a screamer XD

goddamn those popup menus

[dedikated]

Just the basics then. Who, marks out of 10, that kind of thing.

Right?

[wormintheglass]

Darling, less than ten and I leave their liver on Rage's altar. I refuse to relax my standards just because we live in a cave.

[dedikated]

Fair enough.

[wormintheglass]

I'm worth it

[dedikated]

I can believe it. Least we should have in this hellhole is good sex.

Keep that shit safe. I don't need to organise a sexual health department.

[wormintheglass]

Safe sex is a tautology, sweetheart.

[dedikated]

This place makes me doubt that. [ Thank god her brother from another mother was a nerd or she'd have no idea what tautology was. But seriously, that condom post was depressing as. ]

[wormintheglass]

Nine hundred years' experience makes me know it for fact.

[dedikated]

[ Well that might trump her distrust. Maybe. ] Fine, fine. Enjoy your orgasms.

2.

[prespangled]

Should I bring hot dogs or something?

Re: 2.

[wormintheglass]

Hot dogs and the severed heads of my enemies :D

[prespangled]

Think that'll require two trips?

[wormintheglass]

Darling, you may need a truck XD

[prespangled]

I'll see if I can borrow one.

[wormintheglass]

this is why I always invite you to my parties bb <3 <3

Re: 3.

[wormintheglass]

I knew I liked you for a reason <3 <3