i think im in hadriel. pls send help

[dedikated]

you know how it goes.

Comments

gren

[murderpotato]

1. this relationship is fucked. its 90% threatening to punch me in the fuckin dick and 10% actual dickpunching, something has to change

2. after walkin ten fuckin blocks barefoot in new york, i concluded that drunk me needs to make better fuckin decisions

3. id say dont do anything I wouldnt do, but we both know I forget about my fuckin personal safely when getting laid is on the line

4. so exactly why the fuck are your shoes in my freezer again

1 ofc

[cashlin]

it has to be 100% dickpunching

[murderpotato]

the fuck did my dick ever do to you

4

[wormintheglass]

I wondered where those had got to. Any sign of my blouse?

[murderpotato]

no

why is any of your shit at my house

[wormintheglass]

Scavenger hunt.



I think.

[murderpotato]

that doesnt actually fuckin clarify anything

you know that right

[wormintheglass]

We started the evening teaching Delight to mix cocktails, sweetheart. You're lucky I remember what shoes are.

[murderpotato]

well that explains why i woke up on the fuckin roof

4

[whichend]

Because winter is coming. I am preparing.

[murderpotato]

what the fuck kid

theyre right on top of my fuckin ice

now my ice smells like your feet and i cant put that shit in my drink

and on a similar fuckin note WASH YOUR FUCKIN SHOES

[whichend]

But that's a waste of water.

[murderpotato]

its not a fuckin waste when your feet smell like death

theres plenty of fuckin water here anyway we literally have a river

wash your fuckin shoes and your fuckin feet and just wash everything

[whichend]

Death smells different.

But then I'll be cold and wet and disgusting.

[murderpotato]

its pretty fuckin close

and you dont have to wash IN the river for fucks sake

tell me that you fuckin take regular baths or some shit, kid

with soap and everything

[whichend]

of course I wash myself sometimes

[murderpotato]

whats 'sometimes'

'sometimes' better be fuckin once a day

at fuckin least

[whichend]

No that's too many times.

[murderpotato]

that aint too many times thats exactly the right fuckin number of times

[whichend]

No. Then I'll get cold and sick and smell like a lady.