It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

Comments

[mismanagement]

1. Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"

2.we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car

3.That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out

4.Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven

5.So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.

5

[unfollowing]

STOP DOING YOUR GODDAMN TRAINING EXERCISES IN MY HOUSE

[mismanagement]

well im not doing them on the stairs anymore what do you want from me

[unfollowing]

go fight mello ffs, no one will give a shit if you fuck him up

[mismanagement]

that would be entirely unprofessional

[unfollowing]

it'd be fucking heroic

[mismanagement]

you are free to do so yourself of course

[unfollowing]

he's not worthy to feel my fist on his face

[mismanagement]

oh, i see
but mine would work just fine

[unfollowing]

you hit harder than i do

[mismanagement]

[...]

that is true

3

[ishotyouuu]

I AM A VERY PASSIONATE LOVER OF CUNNILINGUS AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT CAME ACROSS

ALSO WHO IS THIS

[mismanagement]

guardsman tua

informing you that the bar is going to cut you off after five shots from now on

[ishotyouuu]

awww come on five shots cant do shit to me

[mismanagement]

you have done little to convince me of that

[ishotyouuu]

that wasnt five shots okay that was more like FIFTY-five shots

my liver is where liquor goes to die

[mismanagement]

that is not better

[ishotyouuu]

it was supposed to be impressive

[mismanagement]

it is not

[Okay she's a little impressed he's not dead.]

[ishotyouuu]

[B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen nothin' yet.]

well then i guess im just tossing pearls before swine here

at least appreciate how much i enjoy going down on ladies ffs

[mismanagement]

[Siiiigh.]

im sure someone appreciates it
somewhere that is not here

[ishotyouuu]

WELL WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO ITS NOT LIKE U CAN PLAN THESE THINGS

sometimes u just gotta proclaim ur love for the vagoo yknow

shout it from the rooftops or wahtever

ive also been super horny since i got here so its kinda been fuckin with my filters a little

[mismanagement]

i feel quite certain that you can indeed plan for these things
or avoid them entirely

[Maketh, for example, always hides her phone when she binge-drinks.]

poor man


walk it off

[No sympathy. None whatsoever.]

[ishotyouuu]

ur stone cold do u know that :-(

least u could do is be a little sympathetic

[mismanagement]

i have been told

why
the rest of us manage just fine