It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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[ishotyouuu]

I AM A VERY PASSIONATE LOVER OF CUNNILINGUS AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT CAME ACROSS

ALSO WHO IS THIS

[mismanagement]

guardsman tua

informing you that the bar is going to cut you off after five shots from now on

[ishotyouuu]

awww come on five shots cant do shit to me

[mismanagement]

you have done little to convince me of that

[ishotyouuu]

that wasnt five shots okay that was more like FIFTY-five shots

my liver is where liquor goes to die

[mismanagement]

that is not better

[ishotyouuu]

it was supposed to be impressive

[mismanagement]

it is not

[Okay she's a little impressed he's not dead.]

[ishotyouuu]

[B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen nothin' yet.]

well then i guess im just tossing pearls before swine here

at least appreciate how much i enjoy going down on ladies ffs

[mismanagement]

[Siiiigh.]

im sure someone appreciates it
somewhere that is not here

[ishotyouuu]

WELL WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO ITS NOT LIKE U CAN PLAN THESE THINGS

sometimes u just gotta proclaim ur love for the vagoo yknow

shout it from the rooftops or wahtever

ive also been super horny since i got here so its kinda been fuckin with my filters a little

[mismanagement]

i feel quite certain that you can indeed plan for these things
or avoid them entirely

[Maketh, for example, always hides her phone when she binge-drinks.]

poor man


walk it off

[No sympathy. None whatsoever.]

[ishotyouuu]

ur stone cold do u know that :-(

least u could do is be a little sympathetic

[mismanagement]

i have been told

why
the rest of us manage just fine

[ishotyouuu]

the rest of u havent been living in a sextravaganza for the better part of a year

im surprised my naughty bits havent atrophied by now

[mismanagement]

and what makes you think i have

[....think very carefully about how you want to answer that, Deadpool.]

[ishotyouuu]

never said i thought that, doll

i was just hoping for a little pity thats all

im dying here

[mismanagement]

you will survive

[She has no sympathy. None.]

[ishotyouuu]

yeah i know

i always do

:-(