It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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Ronan Lynch

[greywaren]

1. I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cause I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, him, and my bed

2. I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.

3. Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.

4. You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever

4, of course

[unknowable]

You have to take some responsibility for that.

[greywaren]

pretty sure you just need to learn how to live more dangerously

[unknowable]

Dating you is all the danger I need.

[greywaren]

come on dont be like that

being friends with me was dangerous too

[unknowable]

Aren't we still friends? And you're still plenty dangerous.

[greywaren]

well yeah but dont act like its a new thing

anyway i really cant believe youve never done shots of fireball. ive failed you somewhere along the line

[unknowable]

I've never done shots of anything, Lynch. I don't drink.

[greywaren]

yeah but

alcohol

[unknowable]

I used to even hate the smell of it, but I don't mind it so much anymore. I still don't want any, though.

But you're funny when you're drunk.

[greywaren]

thats fine more for me

im not funny. im badass

[unknowable]

You speak nearly perfect Latin and last time you recited a dirty poem from memory.

1

[repelling]

Just to clarify, you are asking for advice on how to get the cheese out?

[greywaren]

well i put it in the dryer and now its everywhere

1/2

[repelling]

[repelling]

Why did you put it in the dryer??

[greywaren]

bc the washer was busy

obviously

1/2 UNSENT

[repelling]

are you really this stupid or are you messing with me

[repelling]

Obviously. You have to scrape it out.

[greywaren]

what if i just put my bird in there and let her eat it

1/2 AGAIN UNSENT i'm sorry

[repelling]

what if someone turned the dryer on what is wrong with you?

[repelling]

Are birds supposed to eat cheese?

[greywaren]

she likes little cubes of it

ravens can eat anything

[He wouldn't CLOSE THE DOOR, he's not a MONSTER.]

[repelling]

[ okay so apparently he doesn't know everything about everything

his avian knowledge was lacking

but he'll be excused for questioning the wisdom of letting even a raven eat crusted cheese out of a drier ]

You're going to do what you want anyway...

[greywaren]

well yeah

but anyway can you help me clean it up