It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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[wormintheglass]

Considering it's you? I'd be willing to bet you could guess.

[ishotyouuu]

honestly i was gonna guess the Joker

[wormintheglass]

See? I only place sure bets, Wade darling.

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean honestly u could have been talking about a lot of people

theres quite a few cape wearing superheroes out there u know

not really sure what the big draw is tbh

[wormintheglass]

we were on a small boat. the options were rather limited.

and to be fair, he could be very entertaining.

[ishotyouuu]

i guess he'd be good for a laugh or two

especially when hes voiced by Mark Hamill

idk i think the crazy would kinda rub me the wrong way after a while tho

plus that moll hes got kinda creeps me out with how obsessed she is with him

thats some grade-A stockholm syndrome right there, no bueno

[And yet tons of people ship you two together, Wade. Must be the outfits.]

[wormintheglass]

Do you know, in three years I don't think he mentioned her once. I've always meant to go and look her up; I suspect her of having been the more intelligent of the two.

[ishotyouuu]

that doesnt surprise me tbh

i mean i dont know much about that universe but it sounds to me like he doesnt really give two fucks about anything besides himself

and Batman i guess

lucky him :/

[wormintheglass]

other people weren't even real to him. they were an audience, they were props. he didn't understand feelings.

tbh it's a lot of why I found him so relaxing to be around. it was impossible to care for him, so I never had to be wary.

[ishotyouuu]

u have a problem with getting too attached to people too huh

[wormintheglass]

juuuuuust a little.

of course then I met his mirror universe double who fights crime and rescues kittens from trees, because fuck my life.

[ishotyouuu]

oh god i think i met that guy once

i was complaining about uh

something

and he thought itd be funny to make a "chimichanga" reference

stg u make ONE joke in ONE GODDAMN ISSUE and people never let u forget it

[He was complaining about his lackluster sex life, for the record.]

[wormintheglass]

he was terrible at telling jokes, it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

...I have always wondered what a chimichanga actually is.

[ishotyouuu]

its basically a deep-fried burrito stuffed with meat and rice

pretty much as far away from actual mexican cuisine as stuff on an olive garden menu is from italian dishes

never much cared for em myself yknow i just like saying the name

enchiladas are more my bag tbh

[wormintheglass]

most of my time on Earth was in Europe, these things are mysteries to me.

it is a really satisfying word to say. let's ask Delight for the right spices, shall we? it should go nicely with my tequila.

[ishotyouuu]

babe u are speaking my language rn

i make a mean enchilada negl

pretty sure even these gods weve got here would be clamoring for a taste

do gods even eat? idk

[wormintheglass]

good, you can show me how.

I don't care if they eat, I'm not cooking for them.

well, maybe Rage. I have a soft spot for Rage.

[ishotyouuu]

Delights not so bad, i like her

she saves me from the dangers of being sober

Confusions super-hot too

dont think ive ever met Rage tbh

[wormintheglass]

she has long red hair and she speaks my language.

yes, I definitely owe Delight as well.

here, I'm calling her right now, come tell me what spices we need.

and anything else we need.

[ishotyouuu]

red hair u say

always did have a thing for redheads

in any case ill get a list ready for u so we can do this right

[wormintheglass]

she called me adorable once.

couldn't decide whether to be offended or aroused.

[ishotyouuu]

split the difference and be flattered?

no one calls ME adorable :(

[wormintheglass]

why ever not? are they wearing blindfolds?

[ishotyouuu]

nah they can see just fine

im just not what most people would consider adorable tbh

[wormintheglass]

most people are idiots.