dankmemes | It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

man, i dunno, but it was their loss.
space is great.

[Might be he's a little drunk already...]

its pretty cool yeah

kinda lonesome up there tho

plus theres pretty much a whole lot of nothing in between galaxies

idk once was enough for me

you've been?

[WADE HOLY SHIT TELL HIM EVERYTHING PLEASE]

for a while yeah

some uh

"siblings" and i got tapped to fight off this intergalactic cloud thing that was going from planet to planet eating the minds of all the sentient beings

or some shit like that idk i kinda drifted off when this was getting explained to me

"siblings"?

[Maybe he don't wanna know why that's in "quotes."]

that part sounds pretty shitty i guess.
just seems like it'd be better to live there without any of that eating bit.

well i mean they were more like

other versions of me

u know like there was a chick me, a kid me, a me that was just a severed zombie head

one version of me was a dog

i liked him best

anyway its not like that was all we did, we had tons of time to just travel around and sightsee

visit planets, that kinda thing

that part was pretty cool ngl

you live a wild life, my guy.
'course you liked the dog best. dogs are great.
except when they try to chew on my bones, that's less great.

but uh since there's a possibility i'm kinda drunk here i'm just gonna say it
i'm a little jealous of you dude

maybe we can go up there again sometime

together i mean

not like TOGETHER together but yknow

as bros

spacebros

hell yeah.
never seen the sky, you know?
all we had back home was sparkling stones stuck on a cave ceiling.

stars seem real nice.

If we ever get out of here I'll take you to see the stars, buddy.

Someplace nice and quiet where there's no light pollution and you can see everything.

It'll be the closest you'll ever get to being in space without actually needing a space suit.

[You know he's serious when his texts suddenly get grammatically correct.]

[If Sans were a weepy drunk you could fill buckets with his tears. Goddamn, Wade. Goddamn.]

that sounds real great, buddy.
real great.

pencil us in sometime.
i'll make sure i won't miss it.

i WOULD if u werent holding out on me with the booze u inconsiderate prick XD

i mean i thought we were bros there

bros dont get drunk without their bros dude

dont be that guy

alright, alright, i'm coming.
you know how hard it is to get used to doing things on foot?

[tmw your shortcuts are outta commission and it sucks :( ]

whatevs man i'm cute enough to be worth the effort

have we progressed to flirting already?

hey with me theres no progression bro theres always a risk im gonna get my flirt on

ur allowed to agree with me btw

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yeah yeah alright i guess you're pretty cute
something something one hot hotbaby.

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so i see ur friends with frisk

did u teach them that

nah, other way around.
i'm nowhere near that smooth.

idk i havent seen any evidence to the contrary so i cant really take ur word for it dude

frisk is the only person i know who can and will successfully flirt enemies into submission.

present company excluded, of course.

clearly i need to up my game then

dont wanna damage my rep being schooled by a 10 y/o

there are worse people to be schooled by.

thats true

but when i was 10 years old i was still in the girls have cooties mentality

this kids obviously got a head start on me

start while you're young and all that.
you two probably get along pretty good, huh?

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