(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

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its sans mcfreaking undertale

[skelebro]

1. ok so quick question. how good are you at digging holes? i mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend

2. lol so guess who woke up with mangoes in bed with me

3. he wrote his entire dissertation last night. i can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.

4. hey, hey. don't put me in that position. i am not qualified to be the responsible adult here and everyone knows it.

5. text him.

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[unfollowing]

wtf

[skelebro]

i mean it's not the contents of three to five bottles of ketchup.
(don't ask.)

[unfollowing]

[SHE... WON'T...]

i mean... they don't even grow here

[skelebro]

maybe someone pulled a favor?

[THAT IS AN ALARMINGLY GOOD POINT how did the mangoes get here]

[unfollowing]

to have them dumped in your bed??

[skelebro]

not "who."
"what."

[And he's asking for a friend, Shadow, geez.]

[skelebro]

a bed.

[foorrrrrrrr reasons]

4

[hasitsthorns]

you say that like I am either
out of the two of us
i'm willing to bet you're closer to being qualified tbh

[skelebro]

god, no.
buddy, i sleep on a pile of dirty socks every night.
at least i think they're socks.
it's kinda hard to tell at this point.

[hasitsthorns]

okay we're doing this are we

i don't do laundry
i just find new clothes to wear once the old ones get too gross

[skelebro]

yeah, that's not unique.
i'm pretty sure the only reason any of us had clean clothes was because hermann was the only one of us who did the laundry.

[And




Papyrus.




But ha ha let's not think about that]

4

[mismanagement]

you should have thought about that before henry and i started doing shots

[skelebro]

please just tell me you're not in the guardhouse as you do them.
i think the place has suffered enough as it is.

[mismanagement]

of course not





we did them in the bar like adults

[skelebro]

mature responsible adults, which is why you're texting me?

[therewillbeorder]

What are you digging a hole for?

[skelebro]

a bed.

[therewillbeorder]

I'm only good at digging methaphorical holes, not literal ones, unfortunately.

[skelebro]

well, we can agree there.

3.

[elegant_and_proud]

That's quite impressive. Was it coherent?

[skelebro]

heh heh heh. nice one.

[He sure is in a more 'coherent state' now, right? ehh??? ehhhhh?????]

some of it was.
on the other hand, i've got several pages that are nothing more than the letter 'e' repeated ad nauseum.