(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

Comments

Kylo Ren

[darthvaderfanboy]

1. Sorry for leaving you in the dumpster last night.

2. the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad

3. I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.

4. My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally

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[therewillbeorder]

Now there is an idea. I should start charging you every time you're an asshole or an idiot.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Don't you dare start. I will stop sleeping in your bed.

[therewillbeorder]

We both know you like it just as much as I do.

But you destroy anything more in the house I'm charging you a fee.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Only because fighting with you tires me out.

A fee of what? We're not using credits here, genius.

[therewillbeorder]

At least you don't toss and turn often.

There are other methods of payment, idiot. I can figure out a way for you to pay.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Training tires me out. Keeps me from dreaming. Unlike you.

Exactly what were you thinking? [Because Kylo's mind is firmly in the gutter right now.]

[therewillbeorder]

I do not dream.

Kylo, do you really need me to spell things out for you?

[darthvaderfanboy]

Don't lie to me, Hux. I sleep right next to you.

Possibly.

[therewillbeorder]

I honestly don't remember any of my dreams if I have any.

Do you want a demonstration?

[darthvaderfanboy]

You mumble a lot. Bossing people around even when asleep.

...Possibly. [Take that as you will.]

[therewillbeorder]

Suppose it's instinctive by now. I had no idea I talked in my sleep.

Then you better hurry back while we have the house. [He's not sure what to make of that yet but why not.]

[darthvaderfanboy]

Of course. Lots of the words 'Attention everyone' and 'No.'

I'm coming. [Now his interest has been peaked.]

[therewillbeorder]

Interesting, I had no idea. Then again, I've never shared a bed with anyone before.

I'll be waiting.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Never? You've been missing out.

[therewillbeorder]

I've shared rooms as a cadet and junior officer but never an actual bed.

I suppose I can't complain.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I'll take that as a compliment coming from you.

[therewillbeorder]

It is, you may have the Force but you would be sleeping on the floor otherwise.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Try it. We both know I'm stronger, even if you fight dirty.

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[unfollowing]

what an illustrious legacy to uphold

[darthvaderfanboy]

Considering my father is basically a pirate, there's nowhere to go but up.

4.

[elegant_and_proud]

Do you agree with her assessment?

[darthvaderfanboy]

NO!!

[He may not agree with it, but it's probably true nonetheless.]

[elegant_and_proud]

She was probably just teasing you.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Nope. She meant it. I could tell.