It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

too bad it wasnt 69%

i couldve had some fun with that

[skelebro]

do i wanna know?

[ishotyouuu]

GODDAMN DUDE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS

[skelebro]

are we talking in the literal, biblical, metaphysical, ideological, or philosophical ways here?

[Mostly he's just fucking with you.]

[ishotyouuu]

[...]

all of the above?

[skelebro]

i'm messing with you, dude.
69 is the sex number.

[...right?]

[ishotyouuu]

what position tho

[If you know this you're an even kinkier skeleton than he gives you credit for, Sans. Or at least weirdly curious about human sexuality.]

[skelebro]

oh, you know. a little flying castaway mixed with a bit of beleaguered swan where the legs are concerned.

[And now we're back to bullshitting.]

[ishotyouuu]

maybe put it in more laymans terms?

[skelebro]

head to toe?
human centipede?
you know it's kinda vague, right?
humans generally have more bits than just a head on a stick.

[ishotyouuu]

why the fuck would u go straight to human centipede dude jesus christ

[skelebro]

hey, it's not my fault 90% of what i know about human culture is the stuff that ended up in the garbage dump.

[ishotyouuu]

and it didnt occur to u that there might be a REASON for that

[skelebro]

i mean, yeah, but you also got stuff like carl sagan down there.
don't you tell me that's garbage too.

[ishotyouuu]

who the fuck tosses Carl Sagan

that dude was awesome :/

[skelebro]

man, i dunno, but it was their loss.
space is great.

[Might be he's a little drunk already...]

[ishotyouuu]

its pretty cool yeah

kinda lonesome up there tho

plus theres pretty much a whole lot of nothing in between galaxies

idk once was enough for me

[skelebro]

you've been?

[WADE HOLY SHIT TELL HIM EVERYTHING PLEASE]

[ishotyouuu]

for a while yeah

some uh

"siblings" and i got tapped to fight off this intergalactic cloud thing that was going from planet to planet eating the minds of all the sentient beings

or some shit like that idk i kinda drifted off when this was getting explained to me

[skelebro]

"siblings"?

[Maybe he don't wanna know why that's in "quotes."]

that part sounds pretty shitty i guess.
just seems like it'd be better to live there without any of that eating bit.

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean they were more like

other versions of me

u know like there was a chick me, a kid me, a me that was just a severed zombie head

one version of me was a dog

i liked him best

anyway its not like that was all we did, we had tons of time to just travel around and sightsee

visit planets, that kinda thing

that part was pretty cool ngl

[skelebro]

you live a wild life, my guy.
'course you liked the dog best. dogs are great.
except when they try to chew on my bones, that's less great.

but uh since there's a possibility i'm kinda drunk here i'm just gonna say it
i'm a little jealous of you dude

[ishotyouuu]

maybe we can go up there again sometime

together i mean

not like TOGETHER together but yknow

as bros

spacebros

[skelebro]

hell yeah.
never seen the sky, you know?
all we had back home was sparkling stones stuck on a cave ceiling.

stars seem real nice.

[ishotyouuu]

If we ever get out of here I'll take you to see the stars, buddy.

Someplace nice and quiet where there's no light pollution and you can see everything.

It'll be the closest you'll ever get to being in space without actually needing a space suit.

[You know he's serious when his texts suddenly get grammatically correct.]