oh, there were no children in that place. only the worst of villains, largely.
I believe in his homeworld he mostly concentrated on big angry men in capes. So many tedious stories I sat through politely. So unlikely any of them were true.
Do you know, in three years I don't think he mentioned her once. I've always meant to go and look her up; I suspect her of having been the more intelligent of the two.
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I believe in his homeworld he mostly concentrated on big angry men in capes. So many tedious stories I sat through politely. So unlikely any of them were true.
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should i take a guess on who ur talking about or are u going to tell me?
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theres quite a few cape wearing superheroes out there u know
not really sure what the big draw is tbh
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and to be fair, he could be very entertaining.
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especially when hes voiced by Mark Hamill
idk i think the crazy would kinda rub me the wrong way after a while tho
plus that moll hes got kinda creeps me out with how obsessed she is with him
thats some grade-A stockholm syndrome right there, no bueno
[And yet tons of people ship you two together, Wade. Must be the outfits.]
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i mean i dont know much about that universe but it sounds to me like he doesnt really give two fucks about anything besides himself
and Batman i guess
lucky him :/
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tbh it's a lot of why I found him so relaxing to be around. it was impossible to care for him, so I never had to be wary.
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of course then I met his mirror universe double who fights crime and rescues kittens from trees, because fuck my life.
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i was complaining about uh
something
and he thought itd be funny to make a "chimichanga" reference
stg u make ONE joke in ONE GODDAMN ISSUE and people never let u forget it
[He was complaining about his lackluster sex life, for the record.]
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...I have always wondered what a chimichanga actually is.
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pretty much as far away from actual mexican cuisine as stuff on an olive garden menu is from italian dishes
never much cared for em myself yknow i just like saying the name
enchiladas are more my bag tbh
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it is a really satisfying word to say. let's ask Delight for the right spices, shall we? it should go nicely with my tequila.
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i make a mean enchilada negl
pretty sure even these gods weve got here would be clamoring for a taste
do gods even eat? idk
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I don't care if they eat, I'm not cooking for them.
well, maybe Rage. I have a soft spot for Rage.
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she saves me from the dangers of being sober
Confusions super-hot too
dont think ive ever met Rage tbh
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yes, I definitely owe Delight as well.
here, I'm calling her right now, come tell me what spices we need.
and anything else we need.
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always did have a thing for redheads
in any case ill get a list ready for u so we can do this right
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couldn't decide whether to be offended or aroused.
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no one calls ME adorable :(
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