Chris Hartley (
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dankmemes2016-02-12 09:50 pm
Facts/Headcanons/Questions Meme!


→ Due to her cybernetic parts, she weighs over 300lbs.
→ Sleeps on the floor. She can sleep in beds, but they're not very comfortable for her, and if she does then she tends to sit upright with her back to the wall or something. Also she snores.
→ Having spent nearly a century without a sense of taste, and having that sense restored, she is a voracious eater. It's a gross sight to watch. So the sodas that she got from Hope? Yeah, she totally drank those without complaint, because what is soda even supposed to taste like this is totally normal whateverrr.
→ Also spent nearly a century as a soldier with different memories of different women, most who were unaware of being an organic-synthetic being. She does plays up the ignorant "I am a robot and I don't understand things" when she actually does understand things, because of those memories.
→ Has a messed up sense of humor, and her laugh is kind of weird, low, and creepy.
→ That said, she has a much more womanly voice than you'd expect from her. I may or may not "voice PB" Jena Malone for her. She sounds like that.
→ If she thinks you're not very good at defending yourself, she will totally go into Knight In Shining Armor Mode and be super overprotective like a hawk. If she thinks you're capable, she won't think twice about letting you slip into danger because she has faith that you'll survive so it's okay. :) Rey's faith is pretty dangerous. Seriously, she kicked her brother off a cliff because she was sure he would survive the fall. And he did! He did...
→ Yes she does have a brother. Well, "brother", since they share the same genetic donors. But she sees him as her brother so there you go. He was pretty much the healthiest thing in her life prior to her arrival in the game.
→ ...Okay I've tl;dr'd about this enough so hit me up with questions and I'll answer them!
► Ronan has broken his fair share bones over the course of his childhood and notably has had several instances of boxer's fracture. I wonder why.
► He's an 'animals-over-people' type person and definitely used to have a folder on his laptop with a bunch of baby animal pictures in it.
► Chainsaw (his raven) is a representation of his 'truth', and while she's her own separate creature, she's also created from the vulnerable parts of him and serves as a tethering force to keep him true to himself.
► He loves shitty internet memes.
► He prefers to think of himself as a force of nature rather than a human being. Dehumanizing himself makes him happy because it removes his responsibility over his surroundings.
► On that note, he's 100% aware that he's an asshole and that it's difficult to be friends with him and on some level he appreciates his friends for putting up with his bullshit. He just doesn't really care enough to try to be nicer.
► He plays tennis and presumably owns tennis whites somewhere.
► Some of his farm cows were Highland cattle because THEY'RE FLUFFY and objectively the cutest cows in existence.
► He loves working on farms okay he's a farmboy at heart.
► He likes spicy food because he thinks it's badass. He's that loser who eats like 20 chili peppers on a dare.
► Jury is still out on whether or not his tattoo is sort of magical and shifts around a little or just a normal tattoo. I like to headcanon it as more of a scattered/sharper pattern like this, but with the coverage of this (which is actually an amazing fanart of him).
► If he were a dog, he'd be a doberman, if he were a cat he'd be an egyptian mau.
► In their friend group though, Ronan is the dog, Adam is the cat, Noah is the ferret, and Gansey is the exasperated owner. Their CR all makes instantly more sense when you think of it this way.
► He was fourteen in 2010. You know what that means.
► Rhys' favorite color is bright, gaudy yellow, for obvious reasons.
► He's pretty used to working basically 24/7, I headcanon typically 60 hours a week, though sometimes he worked extra. The fact that he doesn't have a designated job (and hasn't since he left Hyperion) feels weird tbh.
► Before his fancy new haircut, he definitely had a mullet.
► He will absolutely screw someone over to get ahead... but he'll feel a little bad about it.
► FUN FACT: his housemate is Gren and together they have a total of two arms and two eyes.
► He's actually remarkably pretty okay under pressure once he knows that he has to deal with something on his own. Up until that point though, he's a shaking and crying mess and oh god please help him.
► Rhys is absolutely a 'out-loud peptalk in the mirror' kind of guy.
► He hates cats.
► Handsome Jack's A.I. was made during the first half of BL2, after the events of BL1 and after he tried to kill the BL2 vault hunters but obviously before the Control Core mission.
► 100% headcanon, but Rhys is from a poorer family on one of the Eden planets. He left them behind when he went to work for Hyperion and doesn't really think about them anymore.
► He's left handed
► He's awful at shooting in general. He's used Hyperion guns before (at company ranges or something) and the only reason he can hit anything is thanks to the accuracy stabilizers. Without those, he's kind of SOL.
• Adam has never been able to afford a computer, so he's always either borrowed one or used a free library computer. What this means is that, despite being an 18 year old boy, Adam has never viewed internet porn.
• He's reasonably coordinated and in decent shape, but he doesn't do sports. No time, not enough energy.
• Relatedly, Adam does not actually have hobbies - not for fun, anyway. His time at home was always taken up with work or school or other necessary things, so the only thing approaching a hobby he has is hanging out with his friends and helping Gansey's Glendower search.
• Before the whole 'taken from home and stuck in a jamjar' thing, Adam had never left the state of Virginia - he'd barely even left his hometown.
• Adam has never had a pet of his own, but he likes dogs.
• He can fall asleep basically anywhere if he tries or is really tired. He can also wake up in a second if he feels threatened.
• He's got a Southern-type accent - the author linked these videos as examples - but he covers it up 95% of the time and sounds like a rich kid instead. It slips out when he's upset or tired. He absolutely hates it. (If it ever slips in a tag, I'll make note of it, otherwise assume he sounds like any rich upperclass Virginian.)
• He has basic skills at cooking, cleaning, and minor household repairs. He's pretty self-sufficient.
• He is the car whisperer and can fix just about anything. Too bad there are no cars in Hadriel!
• He probably has the shakiest moral compass of all his friends, but he really admires good people like Gansey. He just knows he isn't one of them.
• Ronan is absolutely the asshole who will punch you in the face and walk away. Adam is the one who will find some more subtle way to utterly destroy your life. (Gansey is the one who will be horrified by it.)
▬ She's really intelligent. Went to a school for gifted children and everything.
▬ She plays the oboe
▬ She used to want to get into political science somehow and move up in the world as someone shaping it. She's always had a mind for how the world works and how she can affect it ( headcanon )
▬ It's not really clear whether everyone is born able to do magic, but some only have the aptitude for it or if only a handful of people in the world can actually do magic in canon. The implication is that anyone technically can do it, but most don't have the aptitude for it.
▬ Julia was rejected from the Harry Potter equivalent from college, Brakebills.
▬ Julia is a classic overachiever and when she didn't get into Brakebills she cracked big time. See this picture.
▬ She's a level 250 hedge witch, hedge witch meaning she learned magic outside of a sanctioned school like Brakebills and level 250 being the highest level
▬ She knows French. And pieces of a bunch of languages for spells, but she can speak French fluently and does so with an accurate French accent from having lived in France for a few years. Her accent doesn't show when speaking English.
▬ She doesn't remember what love is or how to feel it. Not that she can't, she just broke herself too badly and has issues relating to people because of it now.
▬ She really needs people deep down, something she realized just before everyone she started to realize she loved was murdered in front of her
▬ She canonically has dysthymia, a type of depression
▬ Her worst magic is battle magic
▬ Sometimes she forgets to eat meal
▬ She has to be addicted to something. School, smoking, working, support groups, magic. She has an addictive personality and where one fails, something else will replace it
• Dorian has extensive morning and night rituals. You don't think his facial hair is this perfect by accident, do you? No, that would be the 40 minutes he spends grooming every morning.
• He'll make a big deal out of preferring the finest vintages and more exclusive types of liquor, but he's got a weak spot for cheap, shitty beer.
• He still hasn't really bothered learning how to use his phone, not beyond the most basic messaging functions. This is probably for the best, as it's saving the world from 5000 selfies a day.
• If Dorian lived in modern-day Earth he would 100 percent be a giant disgusting hipster.
• He likes chess. He also cheats at it.
• He prefers spicy food, and is constantly disappointed by the blandness of the food in southern Thedas.
• He hates the cold and will absolutely complain about it at the slightest provocation.
• So long as he knows it won't be taken the wrong way (ie angrily), he has no problem casually flirting with someone, especially once he's gotten to know them.
• In return, he appreciates being flirted with, regardless of the gender of the one doing the flirting. Why turn down a compliment from a lady, even if he's not interested?
• Don't let the exterior fool you, Dorian is a giant nerd who loves research and books and esoteric magic.
• Josh is an excellent source of movie trivia. Watching shitty horror movies and talking about the effects used is his idea of a good time.
• He's from Los Angeles, California.
• He's never really lacked for anything material - his father is a movie producer, his family is the kind of hella rich that can own a mountain.
• He tips really well, especially if the server is cute and friendly.
• When he's not in the midst of mental breakdowns, he makes an effort to be outgoing and friendly and social. This is often not easy.
• His favorite color is blue.
• They've had various pets over the years, but Josh's favorite was a pet rabbit that actually belonged to his sisters when they were all in elementary school. Its name was Mr. Wuffles.
• When he's not doing so well on the mental health front, he can go days without properly eating or sleeping.
• He tends to eat a lot of shitty food because of that, because it takes the least effort to prepare.
• Drunk 2am Taco Bell runs are a thing.
— Her birth mother was a Princess of Cintra and her father is Emperor of Nilfgaard. Through them (and her father's conquering of other lands) she has a number of titles: Queen of Cintra, Princess of Brugge and Duchess of Sodden. Heiress to Inis Ard Skellig and Inis An Skellig, and suzeraine of Attre and Abb Yarra. She honestly doesn't care much for all of it.
— Ciri is known as an Unexpected Child and is bound to Geralt through Destiny. She came into Geralt's care through what is known as the Law of Surprise which is an old custom that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. Upon lifting her birth father's curse, Geralt asked for, "That which you already have but do not know." already knowing that her birth mother was pregnant.
— Usually when the Unexpected Child turns out to be a girl, a witcher will trade her for a boy with the Dryads and thus the girl would be raised as one. The Queen of the Dryads offered her a choice and despite having just met him, Ciri choose to stay with Geralt.
— She was most likely born during the Belleteyn festival meaning her birthday is either the 30th of April or the 1st of May 1253.
— For a short time, she was a pit fighter though much against her will. She had been kidnapped by a bounty hunter before being imprisoned, beaten, drugged and literally forced into the arena. After she is reunited with her adopted parents, she returns to Calremont and burns the arena to the ground.
— She's sensitive about her facial scar and tries to hide it with loose strands of hair. She also mentions in game that she began unbuttoning one more button on her shirt because it tended to help keep eyes off her scar and somewhere else instead.
— Caring for her swords is a super important part of her day. She treats them better than she treats herself, especially her silver sword which was a gift from Geralt.
— Being a Source (a fancy word for a person born with innate and very powerful magical abilities) she'd be capable of being an incredible sorceress but has rejected her ability to use magic. She used to also be able to see the future (mostly whenever someone was going to die, fun at parties) and even use telepathy but it's doubtful these abilities will reappear anytime soon, if ever. Her ability is buried under a hella lot of trauma and self-hatred.
— Despite having not lived as a princess for many years, it's mentioned she still has some noble-like qualities that have remained. Her glare is apparently the most noble thing about her and is said to resemble her grandmother's own famous glare. With that in mind, she probably knows how to dance and sing with an instrument or two (harpsichord, harp??) thrown in there somewhere.
— Her absolutely adores horses. No really, they're the absolute best in her mind.
— I've always pictured her with something akin to an eidetic memory. Since she has been shown several times to repeat back things that people have told her and things she has read or seen perfectly.
— She stubborn, so so so stubborn. Once she sets her mind to something, you won't be able to change it without a fight.
— Her name Cirilla is a corruption of the Elder Speech word "Zireael", which means "Swallow".
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