Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

NSFW

[strangelic]

Never have I ever... Um. [ Faltering. ] Engaged in self pleasure.

[kickingand]

[ cinco. seis. siete. ocho. nueve.......... ]

[strangelic]

Dean--Dean, stop! If you drink for every time you've pleasured yourself, you'll die.

[kickingand]

Hey, hey! Make it sound like i've got a problem.

[strangelic]

It would be a problem if you couldn't perform, wouldn't it? No matter what the Bible says, I assure you, God gave you your left hand for a reason.

[dedikated]

[ she's about at that stage where every one she hears gets an automatic shot before the event is even done being said.

... But she just about manages to stop herself from drinking when Castiel ends the sentence. ]

[strangelic]

[ An exaggerated sigh of relief. ]

Oh good, I was beginning to think I was the only one.

[dedikated]

You're not.

[ although probably not for the same reasons. ] No interest or...?

[strangelic]

It's never really been...relevant. Or necessary. I have other things to occupy my time.

[wormintheglass]

Now you're just trying to give us all alcohol poisoning, aren't you?

[strangelic]

Well, it is a poison. Even a little alcohol will have that effect.

[wormintheglass]

We live in a poisonous world, Castiel dear. Think of it as a way of building up immunity.

[strangelic]

A building up of toxins. But I... I do understand the draw. I have been intoxicated, after all.

[cashlin]

Better make that a double.

[shot.]

[strangelic]

You are all very fond of your self loving. Or, well, sex in general, it seems.

[cashlin]

It feels good. Why wouldn't we like that?

[unfollowing]

[Drinks.

LOOK, SOME GUYS THINK IT'S HOT TO WATCH. And sometimes you just need to figure out whether or not your boyfriend is doing what he's supposed to do for you okay.]

[strangelic]

[ He didn't ask for your life story okay! Too much oversharing! ]

[unfollowing]

[BITCH SHE DIDN'T SAY IT OUT LOUD, DID SHE?????? Make up better nevers next time!!"]

[bluffed]

Oh my god. Man, why did you put yourself out there like that?

[ 'Cause now she has to drink. Thanks. ]

[strangelic]

Put myself out where?

[bluffed]

Uh... here?

[ Sorry, she doesn't get it immediately. But, she clarifies. ]

Not only did you come off as incredibly innocent, but you got the right hook on all of us. Look how many drinks were had!

[ Not bitter, no way. ]

I'm not judging...

[retiredfromhell]

[ Someone is laughing his ass off. ]

Is there a reason you're getting the mortals completely trashed, little brother?

[strangelic]

It is permissive to the rules of the game, isn't it?

[retiredfromhell]

Careful, Castiel or I'll start to suspect there is a mischief streak beneath that wide eyed innocence shtick you have going.